Case #11: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is wearing a fake mustache. It is clearly exquisite. I mean: just look at that icon.]

Sergeant! Look what I've managed to find.

[LOOK WITH YOUR MUSTACHE EYES.]

Comments

[19centconstable]

The tea shirt is a pale imitation.

I do have others...

[Wear the mustache, Neil. Wear the mustache.]

[19centconstable]

But you know it's a fake mustache.

Oh, I disagree. I believe you could certainly carry one off. But I've got a whole various kit here.

[Enough mustaches for everyone.]

[you_run_i_chase]

Well hot damn.

[19centconstable]

Are you also a mustache admirer, miss?

[you_run_i_chase]

I'm amused by 'em, that's for sure.

[19centconstable]

I don't see what's funny about them...so long as they're on one's face and not...somewhere else.

But as I've told Sergeant Howie: I do have other styles.

[Perhaps a ladies' mustache?]

[sharpememory]

That's actually kind of amazing. Where did it come from?

[19centconstable]

Thank you, sir. It's one of a kit I use in plain-clothes work sometimes.

[sharpememory]

Really? Are you a cop?

[19centconstable]

I'm a police constable, yes. George Crabtree. And you are?