Case #16: Video

Jul 31, 2011 18:15

[A shot of George's bed. The communicator is being nudged into place by something pink and round. A few moments later, a large pig waddles into shot. It is, unfortunately, not wearing a custodial helmet, like in this icon, but George is kind of always wearing his helmet on the inside ( Read more... )

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emptyyourself July 31 2011, 22:34:54 UTC
'Walkies'? Can they understand you? Those who're still human?

[An impatient tutting noise.]

Just tell them to thoroughly cook the food. Not all of us have succumbed to our baser instincts.

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19centconstable July 31 2011, 22:48:35 UTC
Er, yes. Walkies. I don't suppose you need one, being a pussycat.

And yes they can, thank goodness. I'm not sure how I might have coped otherwise.

Are you hungry? Would you like a biscuit?

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emptyyourself July 31 2011, 22:49:42 UTC
No, I would not like a biscuit.

Just - tell them to cook the food.

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19centconstable July 31 2011, 22:56:02 UTC
Oh, not a cat biscuit: a tea biscuit. Some of them have chocolate. I don't think I could manage the kettle, though, do you?

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thebestnose July 31 2011, 23:24:29 UTC
George?

What are you doing?

[Yeah. She's a bouncing goat. And yeah...she's bright green.]

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19centconstable July 31 2011, 23:32:18 UTC
[Wide piggy eyes.]

I was going to...walk...

...

I have no idea what you are.

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thebestnose July 31 2011, 23:33:49 UTC
A bouncing goat.

[Sigh.]

It's a creature from my time.

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19centconstable July 31 2011, 23:49:56 UTC
A...bouncing...goat.

[George's snout wrinkles curiously.]

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most_feared August 1 2011, 00:00:16 UTC
If anyone has an emergency, I managed to get to my universal translator.

But uh... I'd recommend waiting until an emergency, since I only have the one.

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19centconstable August 1 2011, 00:09:40 UTC
Have you? Excellent.

...um, who is this?

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most_feared August 1 2011, 00:11:33 UTC
Agent K. [And then he whines in frustration and does the saddest of dog looks. He hates this flood. Even if he was understood by everyone and was using the translator, he'd still sound like dog.]

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19centconstable August 1 2011, 00:18:28 UTC
Oh, Agent, of course. You're a dog too, eh?

[Jealous pig.]

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19centconstable August 1 2011, 02:25:29 UTC
...I'm a pig.

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19centconstable August 1 2011, 02:33:24 UTC
I don't believe that's possible, Doctor.

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