Grift #20: Video

[19centconstable]

[Jack is refastening his suspenders in a highly annoyed fashion.]

Oi! What's all this 'ere about my inmate getting hisself dead?

[Jack holds up his warden item, which is someone else's wallet.]

Does this mean I ain't gettin' paid?

[Private: Admiral]

Well go on an' undead 'im, then!

Comments

[thebestnose]

He's dead?! [She needed him, Jack. GEEZ.]

You have one job here and you can't do it. Why am I not surprised?

[19centconstable]

What? It ain't like it's permanent.

[thebestnose]

That doesn't matter!

What happened?

[19centconstable]

How should I know? I weren't there. An' I didn't do it neither.

[tadwizard]

Relax. Just request her back, you'll still get paid. It's like a reset button. The Admiral doesn't count it unless you forget to ask for them back.

[19centconstable]

I'd request 'er back in a wink, but he's a bloke.

[tadwizard]

Oh, whatever. I only half listen to these things, anyway.

[19centconstable]

Now, now, lad: no shame in 'aving ladies on the mind.