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19centconstable

Case #24: Video

Sep 16, 2011 21:30

[George is seated at his tea table, which is serving as a writing desk at the moment. A copy of the book Carmilla is in front of him.]

Um. I'd like to know who here is, or has ever been a vampire, or has had intim-...particular experi-...contact wi-...knows a lot about vampires. I'd like to speak to all of you, if possible. There are a few ( Read more... )

i have some questions about lesbians!, i just committed so much thoughtcrime, interviews with some vampires

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doctor_j_crane September 17 2011, 10:19:44 UTC

And do you intend to share this information?

19centconstable September 17 2011, 15:29:30 UTC

I suppose if anybody else gets to wondering about vampire hairstyling techniques...

[This is not sarcasm.]

doctor_j_crane September 18 2011, 09:33:11 UTC

I was thinking more of how their biology operates.

19centconstable September 18 2011, 19:47:53 UTC

Well I was wondering if they had saliva, because it had seemed to me they wouldn't need it, being dead, but a good point has been made in that, without it, speaking would be uncomfortable.

But I'm far from any sort of doctor. I believe someone else is looking into general biological operation. To pass the time.

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[SO SO PRIVATE] aboutpower September 17 2011, 10:25:28 UTC

Vampire expert running on eight years now..

[Among other things.]

What can I, um, help you with?

[SO SO PRIVATE] 19centconstable September 17 2011, 15:38:43 UTC

Eight years, really?

In your experience:
Very well. In your experience:
Do vampires have saliva?
Do vampires feel any sort of specific regard for the neck?
Does this continue once the person to whom the neck belongs is no longer alive?
Can vampires fly?
Can vampires float?
Does a vampire's hair grow?

[SO SO PRIVATE] aboutpower September 18 2011, 08:33:45 UTC

Really, really.

[Pauuuse.]

They have saliva. [Blink.] Since it's their favorite body part to munch on, yeah, they tend to think pretty highly of them. They'll eat anyone they can.. But they like the blood warm.

No flying or floating in my world. Unless you're Dracula. Or some other macho-magic-y-vamp.

And yeah, their hair grows.

[SO SO PRIVATE] 19centconstable September 18 2011, 19:42:42 UTC

Dracula is from your world?

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darknessb4me September 18 2011, 04:03:22 UTC

Awfully specific questions.

19centconstable September 18 2011, 04:24:55 UTC

Well, yes: the books don't say anything about saliva, and although they all seem to agree that vampires haven't got reflections, they never describe them as looking like they haven't brushed their hair for some time, which is the sort of thing one would notice.

darknessb4me September 18 2011, 04:27:49 UTC

It's possible to keep one's hair neat without a mirror, you know.

19centconstable September 18 2011, 04:36:57 UTC

I don't think I could manage. And I'm not even a lady.

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