Case # 30: Video

Nov 11, 2011 00:28

[George is dressed casually for George. No uniform, and no jacket. His shirt-sleeves are rolled up, and his hair is untidy. He has Howie's motorcycle, and several books about motorcycles out on the floor around him, where he is sitting ( Read more... )

happy 4th wall day, come at me bros, where is my puppy?

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[This starts off Audio.] expectremorse November 11 2011, 05:51:54 UTC
[Hoffman, George, has been drinking because he's worried that he's not emotional enough about Sarah disappearing and questioning his feelings and all kinds of other bullshit.

And that, is a motorcycle that George has.]

...That's a motorcycle.

[Hoffman's voice is slightly slurred. He's got drugs and pain meds and no wardens woo hoo.]

Why do you have a motorcycle? And when did you get a dog?

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Video 19centconstable November 11 2011, 05:58:42 UTC
[Oh, Hoffman. That is not how you love.]

Yes. I've always had a dog. Well, I've had her for three years, I just didn't bring her on board with me, because she's getting on in years, and also she violates shoes.

Sergeant Howie left me his motorbike when he...moved on.

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Re: Video expectremorse November 11 2011, 06:02:30 UTC
[Real men love with booze.]

...I want a dog. I've always wanted a dog. Too many people don't play with their dogs in public. Do you miss her?

[long pause]

...You're gonna learn how to ride a motorbike?

[All the skepticalness.]

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Re: Video 19centconstable November 11 2011, 06:08:33 UTC
Yes, I do. And I have ridden it, actually. It wasn't terrible difficult. I ride a bicycle nearly everywhere back home.

[George cocks his head to the side.]

Are you feeling alright, Detective? You sound a bit...

[Drunk.]

...tired.

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omnomgriefseeds November 11 2011, 06:14:40 UTC
Are you interested in getting a puppy?

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19centconstable November 11 2011, 06:21:53 UTC
I certainly wouldn't mind one.

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omnomgriefseeds November 11 2011, 06:24:41 UTC
I can bring you a puppy. I can grant you anything you desire.

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19centconstable November 11 2011, 06:25:30 UTC
Are...is this the Admiral I'm speaking to?

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Audio sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 13:47:32 UTC
I miss my motorbike.

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Re: Audio 19centconstable November 11 2011, 16:36:37 UTC
Had the two of you been together for a significant amount of time?

[George is serious.]

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Audio sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 17:38:41 UTC
[Sirius smiles to himself.]

Yeah. I made her fly. She was beautiful.

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Re: Audio 19centconstable November 11 2011, 17:53:54 UTC
It does indeed feel like flying.

[George thinks you are speaking metaphorically.]

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plzbemyprisoner November 11 2011, 13:49:01 UTC
[DID SOMEBODY SAY PUPPY? Have video of Dug excitedly sniffing a communicator which has somehow turned on, despite his lack of opposable thumbs]

Hello!

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19centconstable November 11 2011, 16:39:56 UTC
Hello! What's your name boy?

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plzbemyprisoner November 11 2011, 18:26:59 UTC
My name is Dug! I have just met you, but I already love you. What is your name?

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19centconstable November 11 2011, 20:38:58 UTC
Do you Dug?

[George could not be more pleased and he loves you already too.]

I'm Constable George Crabtree, but you can call me George. Can all dogs speak where you come from?

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19centconstable November 11 2011, 16:40:34 UTC
Perhaps the Admiral was worried that K-9 would become jealous.

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19centconstable November 11 2011, 20:39:35 UTC
He oughn't to. He's one of my very favorite dogs. After Violet, of course.

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