Well, the upside of this whole thing is that my lower lip is ultra-voluptuous. Except it kind of strains the stitches to close my mouth, so my lip hangs open, making me look voluptuous yet stupid.
Good April Fool's Day!!! I tricked a lot of people. This mostly means that I told lots of lies and then announced them to be lies. We (me and sara) gave fake love letters to Brendan D and Dan W. It was very fun.
My new plan for school is, instead of wearing a bag to school like phoebe, I will somehow work swearing into my vocabulary. Not abusively, just to give my statements a little extra punch. For example
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