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[1_crashqueen_1]

Title: Scorpions and Vinegar
Author: 1_crashqueen_1
Rating: PG-13??
Pairings: Frank/Ray (omfg my first Fray! Kacey will be so proud!)
Warnings: Language, fluff, homosexuality(duh), bug bites
Disclaimer: "This story sure is fake." "How fake is it Jimmy?" "As fake as Nicki Minaj's ass cheeks."
Summary: Scorpion stings hurt like a bitch.
Word count: 1,575
A/N: Hey evrybdydncenow I wrote

Comments

[evrybdydncenow]

IT'S FRAY AND FRANK AND RAY AND FROS AND CUDDLING AND FRAY AND OTP FOR LYFEOMG!!!!!!!

Lucy. I think perhaps I am dead. Please pour vinegar on me & cure me because FRAY!

This is so great and adorable and frank is such a wimp and Dawwh!

And ray being a big strong man and googling scorpion stings and THEY LOVE EACH OTHER OK?!?

Omg. I fucking love you.

Fray.

[1_crashqueen_1]

IKR SO MUCH FRAY CUTENESS TO BEHOLD FRAY IS JUST GREAT.

No please don't be dead you showed me the Tarantula song don't die noooo~

I personally tend to enjoy wimpy!Frank because he's so short it just seems natural..

If I could've added, "And then Ray flexed his biceps." without it being weird I would have. Ray is a supoer manly Man. It's fucking sexy.

I fucking love you to.
:D

[evrybdydncenow]

IM GONNA POST A FIC AND ENTIRE THING WILL READ:

"And then Ray flexed his biceps."

That's it, the whole thing. Best fic ever. XD

[1_crashqueen_1]

Or better, just write a book. Make it 100 pages or so and make them all blank except for the last page, where smack in the middle it reads, "And then Ray flexed his biceps."

That's a New York Times Bestseller right there.

[1_crashqueen_1]

asdfghj thanks bb<3

Princess Frank is the greatest and Ray isn't very outdoorsy okay, he had no idea lol.
I agree about the adorableness. :,D

Ahhh I'm glad also! It was fun :D andholyshit I miss you too!