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[1_lucky_sensei]

I think it's time I got a job. Was cooking dinner the other night and realized I had no idea where the food I'm using came from. (Roommates: Yours?)

Résumé (of sorts)
Iruka Umino . Port Mango

Job Objective:

Getting paid on a regular basis
To help people and do something truly worthwhile with my time.

Qualifications/Accomplishments:

Comments

[anonymous]

*is a mystery person*

Ahem, I own a strip joint and I am in need of a mature young male over the age of 18 who will be my "naughty sensei". If interested, please reply. ♥

[1_lucky_sensei]

o_0 *sputters, is slightly creeped out, wonders what he did wrong in his résumé*

Um, excuse me, but who are you? I’ve never seen/heard of a strip joint in Port Mango.

[anonymous]

Ah, since you've replied, I thank you for your interest. It's not supposed to be that well known to the general public so I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it. If you would like to try out for auditions, please stop by house #29 (specifically the room on the left after you get up the stairs) any time during the weekends or on weekdays after 5 PM.

[1_lucky_sensei]

*sputters some more*

Wh-gh-ju-just because I responded does not mean I'm interested. In your strip joint. And job offer.

...That pays well?

[kaka_rabu_icha]

Sakura's right. I think you might enjoy teaching at the school.

[1_lucky_sensei]

That's my plan. ^-^

Strip joint man is very creepy. ._.