Neo ÷ Jesus + Papa Smurf = ?

[1adychaos]

If you guessed Dr. Manhattan, you're either looking forward to the upcoming Watchmen movie or read Television Without Pity like I do.

Can you guess the character by the other descriptions?

1. Darkman x The Shadow + Jason Voorhees
2. Batman + Robin - Skeletor
3. The Punisher + Captain America x Wolverine
4. The Phantom x The Spirit - pants
5. Batman + Iron Man ÷

Comments

[ifonlynotnever]

I. Can't get any of these. I feel like my Geek License just got revoked.

*CRYYYY*

[1adychaos]

Have you read the graphic novel? If not, it's understandable.

I'd say #1 is the easiest (after Papa Smurf) if you know the characters at all.

[ifonlynotnever]

...OH WAIT. These are all Watchmen characters? /spaztard

I feel like I ought to know #3, though.

[1adychaos]

Yeppers! All Watchmen. You ever read Television Without Pity's site? Their recappers crack me up.

You should know #3, too. Let's just say I think all the similar characters listed are way too nice for this guy.