arrrrgh

Oct 04, 2004 17:27

my neck and face were ravenously attacked by some kind of vermin in the night - 2 bites to the neck, one next to my eye, and the coups de gras is my enormously swollen top lip. way to go, spider (or whatever!)

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_therunaway October 4 2004, 14:40:59 UTC
aw im sorry.

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flightpatterns October 4 2004, 15:56:24 UTC
welcome to my world.

glad to have company in the swollen lip department.

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austin_tatious October 4 2004, 16:39:29 UTC
look what you made me do!!!

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1blazeofglory October 4 2004, 21:46:33 UTC
whatchu talkin bout, willis?

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austin_tatious October 4 2004, 21:56:00 UTC
i was making a joke,
implying that i was in an abusive relationship with marissa,
however, on reconsideration,
i realize that i did not provide
enough contextual clues
to properly convey my implication.

millions of jokes are told each day,
they cant all be funny
-wise words from a wise man

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horny vermin iknowenglish October 4 2004, 18:38:00 UTC
even spiders need love to

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freego4 October 4 2004, 19:15:23 UTC
Does "spider" really mean "abusive drunk?" You know you don't have to take it, so when your ready to tell yourself the truth, i'm all ears.

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american_idle October 4 2004, 19:56:38 UTC
next time i'll be more gentle

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1blazeofglory October 4 2004, 21:47:13 UTC
i don't think you're ready for this jelly

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american_idle October 4 2004, 23:02:10 UTC
OH MY GOD THE NEW DESTINY'S CHILD IS SO AWESOME

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