Ned is gonna shit a brick.
Elizabeth Wakefield is heavy with child.
I wish! Actually, it's just Cynthia Daniel who played Elizabeth on the Sweet Valley High television series.
Can you just imagine what the real Elizabeth would be thinking? Actually, this brings up a good point (mods, if this isn't allowed, please let me know and kick my ass) but I think it might be fun if we all speculated our best ghostwritten line in the event that Saint Elizabeth ever got up the stick.
Here's mine:
The baby kicked Elizabeth square in the bladder, and she had to leave third period Chemistry to find a bathroom. "Jeffrey just had to be a goddamn soccer player," Elizabeth thought sullenly, as she entered the bathroom stall and undid the velcro on her chinos.
And yours?
I wish! Actually, it's just Cynthia Daniel who played Elizabeth on the Sweet Valley High television series.
Can you just imagine what the real Elizabeth would be thinking? Actually, this brings up a good point (mods, if this isn't allowed, please let me know and kick my ass) but I think it might be fun if we all speculated our best ghostwritten line in the event that Saint Elizabeth ever got up the stick.
Here's mine:
The baby kicked Elizabeth square in the bladder, and she had to leave third period Chemistry to find a bathroom. "Jeffrey just had to be a goddamn soccer player," Elizabeth thought sullenly, as she entered the bathroom stall and undid the velcro on her chinos.
And yours?