Sweet Valley Twins Special Edition- Jessica's First Kiss- Chapters 7-10
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And here's a picture of me reading a Unicorn part of this book:
I am totally copying what another recapper did except I can't stand the Unicorns. Remind me not to recap a Unicorn book series or not get one at all.
I know there was a rule about not cutting it up anymore but I owe it to my readers to know the second half. Plus, my ADD/iPod listening mind finds reading hard to keep up except if its a good book. I promise a part 3 which will be 11-18 (yes, there is 18 chapters but its a Special Edition.) Anyway, on to the recap.
Liz writes another poem. This time its for a poetry workshop with her favorite teacher. She imagines what the Unicorns would write about:
What Liz Thinks The Unicorns Poem Will Be
Take 1:
Camp is stupid
Camp is dumb
Gee, I wish we’d never come
Take 2:
Camp is no fun at all
Get me out of here and to a mall
The U’s complain like they always do about the great out doors. Their complaints consist of the following: spiders laying eggs in hair, truant officers since Ellen mentioned that she would rather be in jail then in the forest. I guess she can handle dropping soap better than spider eggs. Windburn and sunstroke…they live in Sweet Valley sunstroke is a given. Then they concluded that school is better than the great outdoors. I’m glad I enjoyed my outdoor experience in college without the complaining. Then Jessica thinks how irritating the Unicorns could be sometimes. Sometimes? How about every word they say. I’m glad the Unicorns weren’t made into a TV series and I’m avoiding the book series. The Plastics form Mean Girls were way better than them. All the while, Jessica is thinking about being with Dennis and even come up with a couple name JessicanDennis. Nope I call them Densessica (Dense-Sica). I watch my soap operas and make up my couple names.
Winston tells a story about twins who want one man and the one twin who lost the coin toss to get the guy kills her twin to get the guy (I smell a plot point.) Meanwhile Aaron has chauvinistic thoughts and Jessica starts to believe the story was meant for her. Aaron screams that there is a bear and everybody runs. Todd figures out that Aaron has done this before and they go up to the bear and reveal it’s a tree trunk. Later that night Jessica tries to figure out how the story is meant for her. It turns out that she could use her and Liz’s annual April Fool’s Switcharoo without killing Liz (seriously that was said in the book) so she could land Dennis. Perfect. Just Perfect.
Another annoying Unicorn moment as they talk about how they would lie for each other and bitch Janet commands them to sleep. Then they discover Jessica left her tent before they woke up. Jessica goes over to the sign up list and hopes Dennis will arrive there. When she sees him she hides and Dennis signs up for canoeing (shouting it to practically nobody.) Jessica goes over and signs Elizabeth’s name on under canoeing. Later, Liz arrives at macramé and Maria Slater says that she though she saw her name under canoeing. Jessica goes to canoeing as Liz and tells Dennis that Jessica (really Liz) is interested in her. She tells him she’s the cleaner twin. She then tells him that they do a switcharoo and she will swear that she’s Elizabeth but there is only one Elizabeth (Jessica) Wakefield. So the plan is to have Dennis fall for Liz. Then the next week, the role of “the hot twin that Dennis falls for” will be played by Jessica Wakefield. Get it?
Amy notices a boy (Dennis) looking at Liz. She asks Liz if there is somebody else. Liz is like somebody else? As if she would never cheat on Todd. This time she’s innocent. Amy demands to know how she knows Dennis. Liz swears she only knows him by name only. Amy wonders why he is staring at her. I wonder if anybody realizes she has a twin sister. Dennis comes over to say “Hi” and calls Liz Jess. Liz tries to correct him but he is long gone. She finally realizes that she has a twin.
The Uni-whore’s discover a spider and have to stand guard of spiders for the rest of the night except Bitch Janet who discovered it first so therefore she plays princess to the others. I want her to DIE! The next day Jessica (posing as Elizabeth) runs into Dennis. She tells him to basically stalk Liz (who Is know as Jessica) while at tennis. She crossed off Liz’s name and put her name (as in Jessica’s name.) After Dennis left, she crossed off Todd’s name from tennis and put him under orienteering along with Liz’s name (but its really Jessica going there.) Got that? Neither do I.
I am realizing how confusing and anti-climatic this book is. *taps sneakers together* I wish I was reading a SVH book.
And here's a picture of me reading a Unicorn part of this book:
I am totally copying what another recapper did except I can't stand the Unicorns. Remind me not to recap a Unicorn book series or not get one at all.
I know there was a rule about not cutting it up anymore but I owe it to my readers to know the second half. Plus, my ADD/iPod listening mind finds reading hard to keep up except if its a good book. I promise a part 3 which will be 11-18 (yes, there is 18 chapters but its a Special Edition.) Anyway, on to the recap.
Liz writes another poem. This time its for a poetry workshop with her favorite teacher. She imagines what the Unicorns would write about:
What Liz Thinks The Unicorns Poem Will Be
Take 1:
Camp is stupid
Camp is dumb
Gee, I wish we’d never come
Take 2:
Camp is no fun at all
Get me out of here and to a mall
The U’s complain like they always do about the great out doors. Their complaints consist of the following: spiders laying eggs in hair, truant officers since Ellen mentioned that she would rather be in jail then in the forest. I guess she can handle dropping soap better than spider eggs. Windburn and sunstroke…they live in Sweet Valley sunstroke is a given. Then they concluded that school is better than the great outdoors. I’m glad I enjoyed my outdoor experience in college without the complaining. Then Jessica thinks how irritating the Unicorns could be sometimes. Sometimes? How about every word they say. I’m glad the Unicorns weren’t made into a TV series and I’m avoiding the book series. The Plastics form Mean Girls were way better than them. All the while, Jessica is thinking about being with Dennis and even come up with a couple name JessicanDennis. Nope I call them Densessica (Dense-Sica). I watch my soap operas and make up my couple names.
Winston tells a story about twins who want one man and the one twin who lost the coin toss to get the guy kills her twin to get the guy (I smell a plot point.) Meanwhile Aaron has chauvinistic thoughts and Jessica starts to believe the story was meant for her. Aaron screams that there is a bear and everybody runs. Todd figures out that Aaron has done this before and they go up to the bear and reveal it’s a tree trunk. Later that night Jessica tries to figure out how the story is meant for her. It turns out that she could use her and Liz’s annual April Fool’s Switcharoo without killing Liz (seriously that was said in the book) so she could land Dennis. Perfect. Just Perfect.
Another annoying Unicorn moment as they talk about how they would lie for each other and bitch Janet commands them to sleep. Then they discover Jessica left her tent before they woke up. Jessica goes over to the sign up list and hopes Dennis will arrive there. When she sees him she hides and Dennis signs up for canoeing (shouting it to practically nobody.) Jessica goes over and signs Elizabeth’s name on under canoeing. Later, Liz arrives at macramé and Maria Slater says that she though she saw her name under canoeing. Jessica goes to canoeing as Liz and tells Dennis that Jessica (really Liz) is interested in her. She tells him she’s the cleaner twin. She then tells him that they do a switcharoo and she will swear that she’s Elizabeth but there is only one Elizabeth (Jessica) Wakefield. So the plan is to have Dennis fall for Liz. Then the next week, the role of “the hot twin that Dennis falls for” will be played by Jessica Wakefield. Get it?
Amy notices a boy (Dennis) looking at Liz. She asks Liz if there is somebody else. Liz is like somebody else? As if she would never cheat on Todd. This time she’s innocent. Amy demands to know how she knows Dennis. Liz swears she only knows him by name only. Amy wonders why he is staring at her. I wonder if anybody realizes she has a twin sister. Dennis comes over to say “Hi” and calls Liz Jess. Liz tries to correct him but he is long gone. She finally realizes that she has a twin.
The Uni-whore’s discover a spider and have to stand guard of spiders for the rest of the night except Bitch Janet who discovered it first so therefore she plays princess to the others. I want her to DIE! The next day Jessica (posing as Elizabeth) runs into Dennis. She tells him to basically stalk Liz (who Is know as Jessica) while at tennis. She crossed off Liz’s name and put her name (as in Jessica’s name.) After Dennis left, she crossed off Todd’s name from tennis and put him under orienteering along with Liz’s name (but its really Jessica going there.) Got that? Neither do I.
I am realizing how confusing and anti-climatic this book is. *taps sneakers together* I wish I was reading a SVH book.