Well there are a lot of people here today.

Does someone want to tell me what is going on? I'm thinking this is some kind of a curse. Because obviously the past few days haven't been busy enough.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop. Clearly we don't need to worry about that.

[Jace is shirtless and beating up a punching bag in his room. All over his torso are black tattoos in the shapes of runes and if one looks closely there are silver lines spiderwebbing over him too. He doesn't care about any of that though.]When I was with...with my father, he trained me to block out weaknesses. He would remove weaknesses by ( Read more... )

[Jace is on the screen and he does not look thrilled.]

So, I ran into someone today who apparently is from New York. Or rather the stereotype of one. Pushy, rude...

Let's just say that he ended up with a bloody nose and I swear I didn't do it.

My guess is...curse?

You know, I'm used to Lucy seeing me come out of the bathroom every morning when I'm done with my shower. Attractive girl, admiration of my body. I get that.

[He points a thumb over his shoulder at the people behind him.]

So where are the attractive girls? Because I'm seeing nothing but men following me around to learn all about my glorious

[Jace comes on with an altogether confused look on his face. Then again, could anyone blame him? He's so unfamiliar with Mundie technology.]

Does anyone want to explain to me what this is supposed to be?

[And he moves his device to show off the gaming console he's looking at before turning it back to himself.]Oh, and the next time someone wants ( Read more... )

[A pretty blond pops on the screen and he looks largely unimpressed.]

Well this is new. I've been mysteriously kidnapped to a city I don't recognize then set free to do what I want. I'm sensing a slight error in that. Maybe I should write up a hand book for kidnappers so you can get it right.

[He sighs and fiddles with the device a little then ( Read more... )