UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE

This is to notify you that your parcel has been intercepted and is temporarily being held in transit in Spain .We have suspended the delivery process for the following  reasons:

1.  Our scanning system has detected that your parcel contains valuable items  .

2. In ( Read more... )

Exactly one week before today, approximately 7oz of Sour Neon Worms, "Naturally and Artificially Flavored Fruit Gummies," put me into sugar shock 15 minutes post-consumption. I remember it was Monday because I felt too sick and paralyzed on my bedroom floor to go watch a movie for FHE with my ward...or respond to my roommate in coherent English for ( Read more... )

October 9th was "National Pro-Life Cupcake Day." Sounds innocent enough, but it's just a little different. Here's the idea (posted on their website) http://cupcakesforlife.org/why.html ). I think it might be a little extremist to share your views with someone by handing out ( Read more... )

The first Wednesday in October (October 6th--tomorrow) is Balloons Around the World Day.

This is most likely a holiday you regularly celebrate, and know about because why wouldn't you when it's been going on for 11 years now. If you forgot this year--maybe just got so busy celebrating "International Day of Older Persons" on October 1st---there's ( Read more... )

October 1st: National Lace Day

International Old Lacer's, Inc. "For people that love lace, who like to study, to make, to collect lace and to use lace."

There's more than one. Who knew? And they're having a convention in August.

The Chesapeake Region Lace Guild "where lacemaking lives on" is hosting it.
"...the objectives of the Guild are to promote ( Read more... )

Tonight we went to the DI. Like the dollar store, I never leave disappointed.

Tonight it was a combination of three things----

1)  The more successful of the Twilight books ever printed:

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The Internet has every How To  video that could ever exist. We know this because there is a video online called "How to Cook Top Ramen." It's eight minutes long.

I found a randomly compiled list of how to videos and one thing led to another...
Here's a tiny glimpse of the world of Youtube how to videos:

How to speed read: http://bit.ly/2FRRi  in case ( Read more... )

Recently, a good friend of mine who we will call Steve to protect his real identity, which is Iron Man, sent me a link to this article about "Skeeter Syndrome" because he thinks I have it.

http://allergies.about.com/od/insectallergies/a/mosquitoallergy.htm

If you don't feel like reading the article Skeeter Syndrome, put simply, it's getting way ( Read more... )

Some people ask me why I love the dollar store so much.

Because today I went there and read a four page children's book called "The Police Man is my Friend" and then its sequal "The Doctor is my Friend."

Because I can go there by myself or with a friend and always ALWAYS find something that makes me laugh.


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Today we talked about journal writing for the first half of institute. Maybe that's why I'm writing, but most likely it's procrastinating things of much more importance like making an appointment to go see the dentist.

I've been looking for housing for the upcoming fall for what seems like the past month, (We've seen everything from houses with ( Read more... )