Gossip Girl: Dan Humphrey/Blair Waldorf
Title: Fashion Police
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Characters: Dan/Blair
Rating: PG
Theme: Yellow
Words: 250
Summary: "Humphrey, what the hell is that?!"
Blair blinks a few times when he shows up in front of her, and covers her sight like she's being blinded by a very bright (and very ugly) light.
"Humphrey, what the hell is that?!" Blair screeched, pointing with one hand towards the general direction of the young man while using the other one to shield herself.
"Um, a shirt?" Dan replied in confusion, looking down at the shirt he was wearing. "What's wrong about it?"
"What isn't?" Blair decides to sacrifice herself and removes her hand to see it for herself. "It's so bright and yellow and ugly... you look like that bird from Sesame Street. I'm not going out in public with you wearing that!"
"Okay, fine, if it's such a big deal for you I'll go home and change."
"No, no, I don't trust your taste. Dorota!" Blair snaps her fingers and Dorota appears, seemingly out of thin air. "You need to go shopping and get him something that isn't brighter than the sun itself. Humphrey, you come upstairs with me. That shirt must not be allowed to continue existing."
And that said, Blair Waldorf quickly made her way upstairs. Dorota shoots Dan a warning look.
"Be careful, Mr. Lonely Boy" she warns. "If Mrs. Blair gets like this... she'll most likely tear shirt apart to tiny little pieces, even if you still wearing it."
Dan chuckles. "It wouldn't be the first time."
And with that said, he follows Blair upstairs, leaving behind a very confused Dorota.
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Characters: Dan/Blair
Rating: PG
Theme: Yellow
Words: 250
Summary: "Humphrey, what the hell is that?!"
Blair blinks a few times when he shows up in front of her, and covers her sight like she's being blinded by a very bright (and very ugly) light.
"Humphrey, what the hell is that?!" Blair screeched, pointing with one hand towards the general direction of the young man while using the other one to shield herself.
"Um, a shirt?" Dan replied in confusion, looking down at the shirt he was wearing. "What's wrong about it?"
"What isn't?" Blair decides to sacrifice herself and removes her hand to see it for herself. "It's so bright and yellow and ugly... you look like that bird from Sesame Street. I'm not going out in public with you wearing that!"
"Okay, fine, if it's such a big deal for you I'll go home and change."
"No, no, I don't trust your taste. Dorota!" Blair snaps her fingers and Dorota appears, seemingly out of thin air. "You need to go shopping and get him something that isn't brighter than the sun itself. Humphrey, you come upstairs with me. That shirt must not be allowed to continue existing."
And that said, Blair Waldorf quickly made her way upstairs. Dorota shoots Dan a warning look.
"Be careful, Mr. Lonely Boy" she warns. "If Mrs. Blair gets like this... she'll most likely tear shirt apart to tiny little pieces, even if you still wearing it."
Dan chuckles. "It wouldn't be the first time."
And with that said, he follows Blair upstairs, leaving behind a very confused Dorota.