WHY DO I WATCH 'LAW AND ORDER' EVERY DAMN NIGHT BEFORE BED?

[1eprechaun]

When I walk upstairs at night I wonder if every sound behind me is a rapist.
A serial nazi rapist, with a fetish for overweight white teens with wide eyes.
He'll grab me from behind and my parents won't hear me scream as the chloroform hazes my senses.
I'll wake up days later, cold, crying to the NY SVU in an ambulance.
One tall, handsome Italian. He'

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[hereticmanican]

why won't you ever talk to me?