Dec 11, 2007 16:43
I was at a house party and drunkenly made out with the boyfriends of *two* of the girls in the group I was there with. Both of the guys looked like this cute guy from school and this adorable sushi restaurant waiter I was flirting with on Sunday, both of whom I just realized look exactly alike. The girls were not pleased, but I had lots of fun ;p
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Actually, the comments I’ve gotten from a couple people I’ve made out with/had sex with recently were along the lines of, “woah! I thought you were so… well… straightlaced I guess!” do I really come across as that non-sexual? Maybe that’s why I have so much trouble getting laid when I want to. Too many years of telling people to fuck off, I can’t seem to do anything else.
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I think it has to do with years of you being very open and brave about the *theoretical* sexuality of other people, but going into a hysterical fit whenever the subject began to draw closer to home. It was like watching one of those 50's sitcom housewives leaping onto a chair and shrieking because she saw a mouse.
Also, is there some situation i'm not aware of regarding you and what's his name? Why you sluttin' it up, sister?
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oh my god. no, i think they're just surprised that i do sex at all.
I think it has to do with years of you being very open and brave about the *theoretical* sexuality of other people, but going into a hysterical fit whenever the subject began to draw closer to home. It was like watching one of those 50's sitcom housewives leaping onto a chair and shrieking because she saw a mouse.
i did not! did i?
Also, is there some situation i'm not aware of regarding you and what's his name? Why you sluttin' it up, sister?
me and what's his name are calling it quits for the indefinite future, because he's in cambodia and a bit of an idiot, so things weren't working so well. i'm seeing if i can pick up any crazy eastern european stds while i'm here. so far the only sexually transmitted disease i've gotten was a bad cold.
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By I was thinking of you this week because the guy who works next to me looks and acts almost EXACTLY like Mike, except he's a game programmer, which is about as opposite from Mike I can think of. How those extremes can exist in one person I'm still trying to figure out. But it is bizarre. I will try to sneak a photograph to prove it.
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