FOOD ??

1. What's the last thing you ate? BEEF JERKY

2. What's your favorite cheese? GORGONZOLA

3. What's your favorite fish? TALAPIA

4. What's your favorite fruit? NECTARINES

5. When, if ever, did you start liking olives? WHEN I WAS LITTLE

6. When, if ever, did you start liking beer? NOT A REAL FAN OF IT.

7. When, if ever, did you start liking shellfish? ( Read more... )

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
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Software Conflict: Wife 1.0 Upgrade

Last year, after hearing how great it was for so long, a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 3.0 to Wife 1.0. He has found Wife 1.0 to be a resource hog, leaving him very little free space for other applications. Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-Subroutines, which further consumes valuable system resources. ( Read more... )

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9. ( Read more... )

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I finished. I didn't come in dead last.  Whens the next one?

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I plugged the calendar to my LBT folks.

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Again another plug.  I just can't stop myself.