Why Buy The Cow?

Apr 17, 2004 13:57

WHY BUY THE COW???

We have all heard the saying, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?
Because women have come to realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

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mosby722 April 17 2004, 13:53:27 UTC
What if you got a great big salami? :D

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