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NEVER SAY TO A COP

Feb 09, 2005 06:40

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas ( Read more... )

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irisheyes77 February 9 2005, 15:06:11 UTC

I always love the "I pay your salary" line. I used to date a cop and when people would say that to him, he'd say, "I pay my OWN salary, too".

witchewoman February 9 2005, 18:37:33 UTC

I've thought, but not said out loud #'s 3,6, and 7.

I've actually said #'s 9, 10, and 11 out loud to cops after they stopped me - but always from my "I'm a woman and dumb as dirt" toss-blonde-hair wide-innocent-eyes facade, which works 99.9% of the time.

#12 is funny :)

ex_xavierism85 February 12 2005, 18:02:33 UTC

Hi Lulu!

Hope you're recovered from last Sunday!

Enjoy the weekend!

Muah***************