voice;

[1inageneration]

Willow? Where's Willow?

Willow, I think you need to service me immediately! Full...systems...breakdown is impending! I think I tried to download too many files at once

Hello? Hello, strange-looking piece of technology that is way less advanced than me, are you listening?

[taptaptaptap]

I need you to find me Willow. Her signal isn't coming up.

Comments

[bitingnightmare]

Every straight boy's wet dream has come true.

1/2 IN HER HEAD yet again

[1inageneration]

DEFINITION: straight
→ -adjective
1. without a bend, angle, or curve; not curved; direct: a straight path.
2. heterosexual

DEFINITION: heterosexual
→ -adjective
1. Sexually oriented to persons of the opposite sex.

DEFINITION: wet dream
→ noun
1. An erotic dream accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

[1inageneration]

So every...boy attracted to the opposite sex's erotic dream resulting in the ejaculation of semen just came true?

ahahahahahahahahhaha

[bitingnightmare]

......... Yes.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

[discessum]

Service you?

I FAIL SORRY JESSE

[tothelibrary]

Is that a suggestion?

OH MY GOD. WHY. SDKFJHS.

[discessum]

What?

No.

Good lord, Dawn.

FOR THE LULZ MAH FRAND. FOR THE LULZ

[tothelibrary]

Because it sounded like a suggestion. There were definite elements of suggestive-yness.

[retargeted]

[untraceable]

[retargeted]

Reboot.

[1inageneration]

I'm not sure if I can reboot myself, actually. I think Willow needs to do it for me.

[untraceable]

[retargeted]

You can't access your own CPU?

[1inageneration]

[DEFINITION: Mandroid

searching...
searching...

0 results displayed]

...I don't understand.

1/2

[1inageneration]

...Yes? Hi! I'm Buffy Summers. And you are?

You are....