Oh no here comes the survey junky...
1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
no
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
garbage
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
K-2nd:Michael Jackson - Thriller, David Bowie - Let's Dance, Eddie Grant - Electric Avenue
3rd-4th:Vanilla Ice - To The Extreme, MC Hammer:U can't touch this,Kriss Kross, Bryan Adams - that song from Robin Hood
5th:Metalica - Black ALbum, Megadeth - Countdown to Extinction, Green Jello, Onyx, Ace of base - I saw the sign
4. What is the best things about your current job?
co-workers, free beer, cash in hand
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
sometimes(Do you mean taught in school, or for people using phones in class?)
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
no
7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
Yes
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
Europe
9. Quote a song lyric, because I told you to!
I pity the poor immigrant
Whose strength is spent in vain,
Whose heaven is like Ironsides,
Whose tears are like rain,
Who eats but is not satisfied,
Who hears but does not see,
Who falls in love with wealth itself
And turns his back on me.
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
My friends are old but new to me.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
A couch some chick gave us; the batteries in my keyboard; i think my desk I found in the trash is Ikea; My bookshelf
12. Do you like your parents?
I love them
13. Do you still live with them?
thank god no.
14. What state/country are you from?
PA/US all but the first 3/4year of my life which was NJ (thats right folks I have dirty jersey blood running deep in my veins
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had.
I asked Tania if we had been on a date in the last week?
Before that I talked to wes for a long time about The Cro-mags and Playing in a band like fugazi
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
Dead in a puddle of my own alcohal vomit
17. What is your favorite smell?
mothballs
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
Not really.
20. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment?
11:42pm and a might chilly outside
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
one time Someone threw a peice of ice at me and I retaliated against the wrong person by flicking water on them.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
i went with my parents to marital therapy once.
23. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle?
Once sober Twice drunk
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house?
Yes when I was in 6th grade and we Gay pornoed up his mailbox.
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Ive wanted to fuck people and not told them.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
Uhm I grew up in the woods. what do you think?
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
no sister
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
does topless count?
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
once
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
yes twice
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
fuck yeah!
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Occasionally (Especially with Wes creating our grind band Firefighters)
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
yes I took care of everyone all night and the next day some girl tried to say I forced myself on her Even though people were in the room when she said it happened and can all testify that I was watchion Tv the whole time.
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes in 9th grade
35. Have you ever had sex with one of your myspace friends?
Yes three of them
36. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
Yes, (by one of them recently)
37. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped?
Uhm?...hmm... Well one time I took this like 15 inch shit...
38. Have you ever lied to your parents?
uhm yeah I pretty much lied for 5 years telling them I was using there money to buy books for college when I was really buying drugs.
39. Have you ever been out of the US?
twice (once to canada and once to the dominican republic
40. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
no but i almost never throw up unless i make myself do it.
41. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
I had psoriasis so bad on my head that I wore a hat for six months straight.
42. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
whoa...I don't think so... maybe two
43. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didnt know what was going on?
well there was that bottle of Tequila with Caesar, and that Bottle and a half of whsky with Aaron and Lindsey at a House we broke into.
44. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
not really.
45. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
One time I almost did at my old job but i'm glad I didn't because she slept with like everyone who worked in a 2 block radius of that place
46. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
yes.