Meme ganked from Casey
1. Introduce yourself.
Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm a geek!
2. Where is the last place you held hands?
With Mandy on the couch yesterday
3. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
As those close to me know, I'd be a concentious objector, at most I'd do rear-line motor pool or be a paper-pusher.
4. Do you sleep with the TV on?
9 times out of 10 when I sleep alone.
5. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
You mean other than just now?
6. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Umm...no, notice above and below spelling errors.
7. What are you listening to right now?
2 and a half Men...I don't know why either, oh, also watching Hills Have Eyes 2
8. How do you feel about your hair?
umm..it's on my head and not my back?
9. Are you afraid of the dark?
no, but the cat is
10. Who is your crush right now?
Mandy...like we didn't see that one coming
11. What ended your last relationship?
she moved, plus it wasn't working, and as mean as it sounds, she wasn't really that bright.
12. Do you think you’re smart?
depends on the topic, usually just a smart ass.
13. What movie is in your DVD player?
Justice League - The Movie in tray 1, MST3K Pod People in tray 2
14. Have you ever eaten a bug?
yup, chocolate covered ants and chocolate covered grasshoppers
15. Who do you wanna be on?
Who do I wanna be on? Mandy, Alison Hannigan...I dunno...red heads?
16. Favorite Plain White T's song?
umm...not sure what this means.
17. Do you like roller coasters?
FUCK YEAH! But only classic wooden coasters
18. Best year so far?
dunno
19. Are you in love?
I think so...I really do.
20. Favorite drink at Starbucks?
NONE! IT'S AWEFUL!
21. When's the next time you'll kiss someone of the opposite sex?
Thursday, when I see Mandy
22. What are your plans for Friday?
Unsure
23. Do you miss someone right now?
Mandy, my mom, Erica, Steph (a little) my family (as in how it used to be)
24. Do you know the muffin man?
Do YOU know the muffin man?
25. Do you talk in your sleep?
No, but apparently I laugh and hump, and molest people's belly buttons.
26.Do you remember your 1st crush?
Yep, 13, Lisa Feld...
27. Have you ever flown a kite?
Yeah, even got in the paper for it!
28. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
At a hotel, I think it was either Dexcon or Ubercon...unsure which. Maybe even Wicked Faire
29. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done with your cellphone?
Dropped it? I tend to lose it a lot
30. Do you consider yourself successful?
Sadly no. I'm really struggling to make ends meet, when they occassionally do. And everytime I look at my financial situation, I cry.
31. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
I honestly don't care enough to count.
32. Have you ever asked for a pony?
Not seriously
33. Plans for tomorrow?
Work.
34. What did you do this past weekend?
Paid bills, hung out with Mandy.
35. Miss being at school right now?
yeah, school was a much easier time than what I deal with now. I miss having security...not worrying about if I can afford rent next month.
36. Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind?
Yes, once. It's a good movie, but I can't and won't sit through it again.
37. When was the last time you were up all night?
Few weeks ago actually, insane case of insomnia.
38. When’s the last time you told someone you loved them?
today, before she left for work.
39. Where is your favorite place?
I dunno...bed
40. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?
yes...constantly...part of the reason I fear for my finances
41. Do you sleep with a fan on?
No fan...so no.
42. What is the best thing about winter?
snow
43. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
More often than I likely should.
44. How many states have you been to where all you saw was the airport?
umm...1?
45. Are you currently planning a trip?
Yeah, I want to go with Mandy to Florida...but again, finances...I want to visit mom's grave while I'm down there...it's been 3 years...
46. Who’s your hero?
Sam Raimi, Stephen Colbert
47. Have you ever lost someone and then found them?
yeah, Lisa Feld and Nick Sommovigo, lost contact with them for the longest time then finally got back in touch with them.
48. Some good advice?
Watch your money, becareful with other people's feelings
49. Who's your number one on your top friends?
Mandy (on myspace) Cameron (in life)
50. WHAT is your QUEST?
I seek the Holy Grail?
51. Are you responsible?
Sure...why not?
52. Why are they number one?
He's had my back for a number of years, even when shit hit rock bottom. Because she's my GF
53. What makes you feel like you are young again?
Goofing around with friends and gaming
54. Do you ever type "kik" instead of "lol?
nope
55. Do you know how to play chess?
yup, but I haven't played since i was a kid (managed to beat my mom and my dad consistently at one point!)
56. What's on your mind right now?
Sex...I'm not surprised...are u?
57. Do you want to take something back that you did in the last week?
Last week? No, I think I'm ok for that week.
58. When is the last time you saw the person you like/liked?
This morning
59. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
not in a long...long...long time
60. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Oh yeah!
61. What are you looking forward to ?
Dreamation
62. If you could be stranded with one person for 24 hours, who would it be?
I dunno...
63. Can you handle the truth?
I am neither Tom Cruise nor Nicholson...so no.
64. Do you like green eggs and ham?
as long as it's regular eggs with food coloring. Ham, never..makes me sick
65. What 3 things do you always bring with you to places?
cell, wallet, keys, pocket knife
66. Any cool scars?
only a few...
67. What’s bothering you right now?
Lack of sleep, and finances
68. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship in 6 months?
god willing
69. What’re your deepest secrets?
I'm actually a mecha pirate...arrrr *transforms*
70. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My boss
71. Do you believe in love?
Yes...I just believe it's not as rare as people make it out to be.
72. Is there something you want that you can’t have?
The list is longer than even LJ will allow for.
73. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
Eyes, body, sense of humor, shared interests (that's about the order too)
74. When was your last time you cried?
I dunno...but I think Mandy was there...oh, wait, yeah, talking about my family history, in specific, my brother and that whole situation.
75. Who did you last hug?
Mandy, when she left for work.
76. Does anyone want to be with you right now?
Mandy...as far as I can tell.
77. Could you like someone you didn’t trust?
Been there...done that...been hurt enough...yet keep repeating it.
78. Favorite color?
blue and grey
79. What do you think about the last person that said they liked you?
I think that I couldn't have gone wrong either way (Steph, looking at u)
80. Where are you right now?
infront of my desktop, doing this quiz while watching TV
81. What do you want?
To be happy and financially secure.
82. Look to your left, what’s there?
my glasses and a scanner
83. Is anyone on your bad side now?
Aside from my brother and Harcourt...no not really.
84. What jewelry are you wearing?
my class ring (college) and my watch.
85. How do some people spell your name?
Simson, Sampson, Samson...the list goes on.
86. What are you doing tomorrow?
Work
87. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
I would think so
88. When is the last time you left your house?
Yesterday, went grocery shopping
89. Would you survive in prison?
No, I'd totally wind up some big black guy named Bubba's buttery cornhole.
90. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
HELL YEAH (or else my car would be a 7k paper-weight)
91. How would you describe yourself?
Umm...a Jewish mother in a man's body...DAMN YOU MOM!!!
92. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
As long as I could break away from my responsibilities
93. What’s your general opinion about girls?
They're sneaky and conniving..but the alternative isn't much better...
94. What do you want in a relationship?
Someone I can game with and snuggle up to when I'm sick.
95. What song best describes your life right now?
Dunno.
96. Do you miss anyone?
My mom and a select group of friends who don't talk to me anymore.
97. Do you like sushi?
FUCK YEAH! I even introduced my buddy Erica to some great stuff!
98. Current relationship status?
I am in a relationship, pretty serious, with Mandy
99. Do you know anyone that has changed your life?
My friends, my family, my professors
100. Something you want to say:
It isn't illegal if the cops don't know about it.