The Sex Life Meme

Jan 28, 2013 22:40

So last year I did this meme, which I think it's time we pick up again for 2013! Because last year my result kinda sucked.
So, again,  teh SEX LIFE MEME:

- Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45.
- The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

Here is mine (and I shit you not):

I gurgle a little carefully, but I lack those handy ( Read more... )

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eve_n_furter January 29 2013, 23:37:09 UTC
"Arthur, hør på meg for Guds skyld, for helvete!" ....o_O What does that even mean? I'll have a surreal sex-life this year?

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1more_sickpuppy January 30 2013, 18:07:07 UTC
Hahaha my god. Either that, or your partner is gonna want to try sex swinging from a trapeze...

Oh, and mine was actually in Swedish, which you're the only one of my friends who might understand. So just for you:

"Jag gurglar lite försiktigt, men jag saknar de där behändiga extravecken på stämbanden och det låter mest som om jag snarkade."
:)

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eve_n_furter January 30 2013, 21:53:10 UTC
Hmm, tricky... *analyzes* Your attempts at improving your oral skills will not pay off? :P XDDD

Instead of fighting fate (I have given up years ago), how about writing a PWP including that sentence? Like "Girls" fanfiction, or something?

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1more_sickpuppy February 6 2013, 23:15:05 UTC
Well, at the rate I'm going it seems pretty likely I won't be improving my oral skills this year either. Been meaning to remove my tongue stud too, after ten (10!!!) years...

Lol, I haven't seen Girls, but from what I know of it, how the heck would that sentence fit in the fanfic?? o.O

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bean_montag February 3 2013, 01:31:12 UTC
hey you :)

thought of you the other day. was at lunch and a guy at the table next to me was explaining "fica" to his American friend.

hope you are well. miss ya.

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1more_sickpuppy February 6 2013, 23:12:10 UTC
Likewise, I tought of you the other day too. As always, been meaning to keep in touch more. Aah, the mighty fika (it's fika with a k)... taking over the world, one coffe and cinnamon bun at a time.

Have you by any chance seen the reality MMA show The Ultimate Fighter? One of ours is in there... haven't seen it myself. I don't even know if you're into that stuff, like, at all.

I hope you're okay too, I've been a little worried because you seemed so down last time we emailed properly. So many things have happened this last year that I haven't really shared here. Would be nice to catch up, see what you're up to these days.

Ooh, I've went on a major Tom Hardy trip after seeing Warrior (or maybe I saw RockNRolla first), and I seem to remember that you liked him way back...

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bean_montag February 9 2013, 20:55:18 UTC
Ooh, well excuse me: FIKA! I thought "fica" looked off ( ... )

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1more_sickpuppy February 9 2013, 23:56:20 UTC
Hahaha cus your ass is expensive yo! (to the last part) ...or something.

I'll definitely email you because all the hot dudes bear discussing. And other things too. But in short, OMG, you like the Hardy and you haven't seen RocknRolla OR Warrior??? OMG I don't even... well, congratulations are in order! Nolte got the Oscar nomination but imo (and I say this with objectivity) Tom Hardy deserved it equally. Maybe more, because his role was trickier to do a really good job of. I mean, Nick Nolte playing an alcoholic asshole? Nothing new. And I feel ya - I heard decent stuff about Warrior when it came out but seeing the poster I didn't believe it would be good. Just trust me, it's a good movie. Everyone thinks so. Simple in some ways, but absolutely incredible too.
Shit, I saw a trailer for Pain and Gain, it seems *completely* wacko... Might be fun. But hey, did I say something about emailing instead?

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