Dear Buddha, You make me laugh so hard I have to sit on the ground. You should tell the nay sayers to fuck off. Someday I will make your proud, I promise. You = a god send. If I saw you now I'd scream like I was being murdered just to piss you off. I would build a crypt just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my ankle next to the flag of a country of your choosing. If I could sing you any song it would be DEAD HORSE. We could drink Jager and Golsh under the stars. My need for your friendship is like that of my need to rock out at least once a day. Love,
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You make me laugh so hard I have to sit on the ground. You should tell the nay sayers to fuck off. Someday I will make your proud, I promise. You = a god send. If I saw you now I'd scream like I was being murdered just to piss you off. I would build a crypt just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my ankle next to the flag of a country of your choosing. If I could sing you any song it would be DEAD HORSE. We could drink Jager and Golsh under the stars. My need for your friendship is like that of my need to rock out at least once a day.
Love,
Skankzilla
(P.S. Drinks @ Axl & Co. on me!!! .)
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