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[1nonblonde]

Once every 2 years, all of the malls in our portfolio get together and have 3 days of meetings. It's supposed to inspire us and unite us, but really, all I do is eat the free food and try to stay warm (the hotel conference room is always cold

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[feuerkugel]

Wear an outfit that screams "skank!" and complain repeatedly about someone hacking into your phone.

[1nonblonde]

We are going to buy fake phones from the Dollar Tree and either spray them with glitter, or hot glue cheap rhinestones on them. Gotta have the "accessories" down!

I can definitely do "skank"!

[moneybaby]

How do you know when a phrase is played out?

Saw this on TV yesterday : Bling it On

Don't forget the rat dog to carry around with you everywhere.

[1nonblonde]

I can get my Bling WAY cheaper at Hobby Lobby!!

[viperine]

oh good lord..how fun! have a skanky good time!

[1nonblonde]

Thanks! I'll do my best. As always, if I drink enough at the party, I won't care anyway!