"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy."
-Jack Handey

Jack Handey is my hero.

I tried marraige, with no benefits. I don't like it.

Boys stink. No really, they do. Why do you think deodorant commercials are so common. hmmn hmn....tell me that.

"i see the fire in your eyes ( Read more... )

Sometimes it seems that apathy is the best route. It is the easiest way to avoid conflict what so ever...The more apathetic one chooses to be, the more they actually stop caring at all. So no conflict, yes, this seems good....But wait. If one is basically neutral in all things, then where is the passion? Where is that one thing that grasps ( Read more... )

This Friday, I took out a devotional book in the morning, and sat down to read. Basically contant at that moment, I found the passage odd, as God always speaks to me...and then, the day became night. Lets just say that when things happen, God knew before...Trust in Him, He will prepare you and comfort you ( Read more... )

Although I have basically gotten rid of my journal, I feel the need to update at this time as I have many avid lj-ers out there! What do I need to say you may ask? Simply this ( Read more... )

The Anti-Drama Campaign::-D ( Read more... )

I got a compliment today...well, sorta.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I have Social Retardation. Boo ( Read more... )

The moment directly before i fall asleep, where my eyelids feel like they are 30 lbs each, my brain fires neurons left and right. No, I dont actually know if thats whats going on, just a little falshback to Signs. But really, it is at that time where I am most relaxed, pensive, and I believe altogether wise. Amazing thoughts glide through my ( Read more... )