Naruto, Sasori/Deidara
01. Comfort
Sometimes Deidara wished that once, just once, Sasori would let him do the comforting for a change.
02. Kiss
Sasori took great satisfaction in knowing that he was the only one around who had a lover capable of kissing him three times-simultaneously.
03. Soft
Once, Kisame had witnessed a tender moment between Sasori and Deidara and made a comment about the puppet master going soft; after he finally regained consciousness, he decided to keep his mouth shut from then on.
04. Pain
Sasori ran the needles down Deidara’s arms without remorse, because he knew that his lover enjoyed receiving pain just as much as he loved giving it.
05. Potatoes
Deidara flung a spoonful of mashed potatoes at Sasori, giggling even when he found himself being chased by the Third Kazekage’s puppet.
06. Rain
The rain kept Deidara from flying and tended to make him very bored, so he was grateful that his danna could keep him otherwise occupied.
07. Chocolate
Sasori wasn’t at all surprised when he found Deidara in his bed, naked, holding a bottle of chocolate syrup.
08. Happiness
Sasori’s greatest source of happiness came from watching Deidara writhing wantonly beneath him.
09. Telephone
Deidara desperately wanted to tease his danna when he admitted to not knowing how to work a telephone, but unfortunately, he wasn’t sure how to either.
10. Ears
Only Sasori knew that Deidara made the most orgasm-inducing sounds if you nipped at the skin right below his ears.
11. Name
Sasori had always been rather fond of his name, but he absolutely adored it when Deidara whimpered it like that.
12. Sensual
As Deidara saw it, only Sasori could make searching for dry rot look sensual.
13. Death
Only one death had ever upset Deidara in his entire life, and the rest of Akatsuki knew better than to say his name.
14. Sex
Sex with Sasori was always an interesting experience, seeing as he was a puppet and whatnot, but after having that cable inside him so many times, Deidara couldn’t imagine it any other way.
15. Touch
Sometimes Sasori’s words would pierce Deidara’s heart, but just one little touch would always ease the sting.
16. Weakness
Deidara was Sasori’s biggest weakness, but luckily, only the blond himself would ever dare to exploit that fact.
17. Tears
It was only when he was alone with his danna that Deidara would let his tears fall.
18. Speed
Sasori wouldn’t speed up until Deidara begged prettily for it.
19. Wind
Deidara felt the wind that coursed over his face and smirked down at his danna shuffling through the sand, still finding his lover’s airsickness amusing.
20. Freedom
Deidara had always longed for freedom, but oddly enough, he didn’t mind the strings that kept him bound to Sasori.
21. Life
“Let me show you something Deidara…” turned out to lead to one of the most pleasurable experiences of the blond’s life.
22. Jealousy
Sasori wasn’t normally a jealous man, but when he watched Deidara licking that popsicle…
23. Hands
The mouths on Deidara’s hands helped in the blond’s noble quest to kiss every last spot on Sasori’s body.
24. Taste
One taste of Sasori’s cold lips was all it took for Deidara to become hopelessly addicted.
25. Devotion
Devotion to his danna was the only thing keeping Deidara alive; after all, he still needed to get revenge before they could be together.
26. Forever
“Art is something that should last forever” just made Deidara roll his eyes.
27. Blood
Nothing got their blood pumping like shedding the blood of their enemies together.
28. Sickness
Akatsuki considered love to be a sickness, but as he lay in Sasori’s arms, Deidara figured that there was a lot of sickness going around these days.
29. Melody
The sounds of their grunts and moans probably disgusted other people, but to Sasori and Deidara, it was the sweetest melody they’d ever heard.
30. Star
Childish or not, Deidara made nightly wishes on stars in hopes that he could somehow get his danna back.
31. Home
Neither Sasori nor Deidara could ever return to their villages, but they didn’t mind-to them, home was wherever the other was.
32. Confusion
Sasori still felt confused when Deidara begged for his inhuman touch, but who was he to question his motives?
33. Floor
Deidara’s greatest fear was that he’d lose his danna, and the day he was forced to face that fear was the worst day of his life.
34. Lightning/Thunder
Deidara watched the lighting with rapt fascination, leaning against Sasori’s chest just a little bit more than usual when the thunder boomed.
35. Bonds
Deidara half-heartily struggled against the chakra strings keeping him tied to the bed, not-so-secretly loving the bonds that Sasori was so fond of himself.
36. Market
Sometimes, during long missions, they’d walk down to the market and Deidara would mentally keep track of how many people mistook them for a married couple.
37. Technology
Sometimes Deidara loved technology-especially when he rigged his mechanical eye to see through Sasori’s robes…
38. Gift
Deidara was oddly touched when he received a birthday gift from Sasori-a bird that he’d turned into a puppet.
39. Smile
When Deidara stopped smiling all of the time, Tobi concluded that it was because he wasn’t Sasori.
40. Innocence
It always amazed Sasori that no matter what happened, Deidara still managed to keep that air of innocence around him.
41. Completion
Deidara gasped and saw white, heaving found completion, and then felt oddly empty as Sasori recalled the cable to his stomach cavity.
42. Clouds
Deidara stopped watching the clouds for good when one reminded him of his deceased danna.
43. Sky
Deidara raised his gaze to the sky, trying to forget that it was Tobi down there and not his danna.
44. Heaven
It didn’t matter what happened once he died, because Deidara found heaven on earth every time Sasori kissed him.
45. Hell
Deidara had no doubts that he’d be going to hell once he died, and he looked forward to it-that’s where Sasori would be after all.
46. Sun
Deidara was like the sun-warm, bright, and able to make people like Sasori dependent on his survival.
47. Moon
Sasori was like the moon-the opposite of his sunny lover in every possible way.
48. Waves
Sasori watched his fiery blond lover ride the waves of pleasure that coursed through his body and almost wished that he’d kept his own human body, until he decided that watching Deidara was satisfying enough.
49. Hair
Sasori ran a hand through his lover’s long blond hair, enjoying the pleased moan he received almost as much as Deidara enjoyed the sensation
50. Supernova
“I know, I know; art is a bang,” Sasori sighed as one of Deidara’s larger clay spider bombs lit up the sky like a supernova.
Sometimes Deidara wished that once, just once, Sasori would let him do the comforting for a change.
02. Kiss
Sasori took great satisfaction in knowing that he was the only one around who had a lover capable of kissing him three times-simultaneously.
03. Soft
Once, Kisame had witnessed a tender moment between Sasori and Deidara and made a comment about the puppet master going soft; after he finally regained consciousness, he decided to keep his mouth shut from then on.
04. Pain
Sasori ran the needles down Deidara’s arms without remorse, because he knew that his lover enjoyed receiving pain just as much as he loved giving it.
05. Potatoes
Deidara flung a spoonful of mashed potatoes at Sasori, giggling even when he found himself being chased by the Third Kazekage’s puppet.
06. Rain
The rain kept Deidara from flying and tended to make him very bored, so he was grateful that his danna could keep him otherwise occupied.
07. Chocolate
Sasori wasn’t at all surprised when he found Deidara in his bed, naked, holding a bottle of chocolate syrup.
08. Happiness
Sasori’s greatest source of happiness came from watching Deidara writhing wantonly beneath him.
09. Telephone
Deidara desperately wanted to tease his danna when he admitted to not knowing how to work a telephone, but unfortunately, he wasn’t sure how to either.
10. Ears
Only Sasori knew that Deidara made the most orgasm-inducing sounds if you nipped at the skin right below his ears.
11. Name
Sasori had always been rather fond of his name, but he absolutely adored it when Deidara whimpered it like that.
12. Sensual
As Deidara saw it, only Sasori could make searching for dry rot look sensual.
13. Death
Only one death had ever upset Deidara in his entire life, and the rest of Akatsuki knew better than to say his name.
14. Sex
Sex with Sasori was always an interesting experience, seeing as he was a puppet and whatnot, but after having that cable inside him so many times, Deidara couldn’t imagine it any other way.
15. Touch
Sometimes Sasori’s words would pierce Deidara’s heart, but just one little touch would always ease the sting.
16. Weakness
Deidara was Sasori’s biggest weakness, but luckily, only the blond himself would ever dare to exploit that fact.
17. Tears
It was only when he was alone with his danna that Deidara would let his tears fall.
18. Speed
Sasori wouldn’t speed up until Deidara begged prettily for it.
19. Wind
Deidara felt the wind that coursed over his face and smirked down at his danna shuffling through the sand, still finding his lover’s airsickness amusing.
20. Freedom
Deidara had always longed for freedom, but oddly enough, he didn’t mind the strings that kept him bound to Sasori.
21. Life
“Let me show you something Deidara…” turned out to lead to one of the most pleasurable experiences of the blond’s life.
22. Jealousy
Sasori wasn’t normally a jealous man, but when he watched Deidara licking that popsicle…
23. Hands
The mouths on Deidara’s hands helped in the blond’s noble quest to kiss every last spot on Sasori’s body.
24. Taste
One taste of Sasori’s cold lips was all it took for Deidara to become hopelessly addicted.
25. Devotion
Devotion to his danna was the only thing keeping Deidara alive; after all, he still needed to get revenge before they could be together.
26. Forever
“Art is something that should last forever” just made Deidara roll his eyes.
27. Blood
Nothing got their blood pumping like shedding the blood of their enemies together.
28. Sickness
Akatsuki considered love to be a sickness, but as he lay in Sasori’s arms, Deidara figured that there was a lot of sickness going around these days.
29. Melody
The sounds of their grunts and moans probably disgusted other people, but to Sasori and Deidara, it was the sweetest melody they’d ever heard.
30. Star
Childish or not, Deidara made nightly wishes on stars in hopes that he could somehow get his danna back.
31. Home
Neither Sasori nor Deidara could ever return to their villages, but they didn’t mind-to them, home was wherever the other was.
32. Confusion
Sasori still felt confused when Deidara begged for his inhuman touch, but who was he to question his motives?
33. Floor
Deidara’s greatest fear was that he’d lose his danna, and the day he was forced to face that fear was the worst day of his life.
34. Lightning/Thunder
Deidara watched the lighting with rapt fascination, leaning against Sasori’s chest just a little bit more than usual when the thunder boomed.
35. Bonds
Deidara half-heartily struggled against the chakra strings keeping him tied to the bed, not-so-secretly loving the bonds that Sasori was so fond of himself.
36. Market
Sometimes, during long missions, they’d walk down to the market and Deidara would mentally keep track of how many people mistook them for a married couple.
37. Technology
Sometimes Deidara loved technology-especially when he rigged his mechanical eye to see through Sasori’s robes…
38. Gift
Deidara was oddly touched when he received a birthday gift from Sasori-a bird that he’d turned into a puppet.
39. Smile
When Deidara stopped smiling all of the time, Tobi concluded that it was because he wasn’t Sasori.
40. Innocence
It always amazed Sasori that no matter what happened, Deidara still managed to keep that air of innocence around him.
41. Completion
Deidara gasped and saw white, heaving found completion, and then felt oddly empty as Sasori recalled the cable to his stomach cavity.
42. Clouds
Deidara stopped watching the clouds for good when one reminded him of his deceased danna.
43. Sky
Deidara raised his gaze to the sky, trying to forget that it was Tobi down there and not his danna.
44. Heaven
It didn’t matter what happened once he died, because Deidara found heaven on earth every time Sasori kissed him.
45. Hell
Deidara had no doubts that he’d be going to hell once he died, and he looked forward to it-that’s where Sasori would be after all.
46. Sun
Deidara was like the sun-warm, bright, and able to make people like Sasori dependent on his survival.
47. Moon
Sasori was like the moon-the opposite of his sunny lover in every possible way.
48. Waves
Sasori watched his fiery blond lover ride the waves of pleasure that coursed through his body and almost wished that he’d kept his own human body, until he decided that watching Deidara was satisfying enough.
49. Hair
Sasori ran a hand through his lover’s long blond hair, enjoying the pleased moan he received almost as much as Deidara enjoyed the sensation
50. Supernova
“I know, I know; art is a bang,” Sasori sighed as one of Deidara’s larger clay spider bombs lit up the sky like a supernova.