Naruto, Sasori/Deidara
01. Ring
Deidara felt his blood boil every time he saw that idiot wearing his danna’s ring.
02. Hero
They were far from being heroes, but without those silly heroic restrictions, villains could have more fun together anyway.
03. Memory
Sasori was only a memory away, but Deidara would still give anything to get the real thing back.
04. Box
Loving a living puppet took some real out-of-the-box thinking, and luckily, Deidara had always been awfully good at doing just that.
05. Run
Deidara ran after his partner, wondering how he could shuffle so damn fast under that bulky puppet.
06. Hurricane
Their mission was delayed by a hurricane, so they made the most of their free time by spending the day in bed.
07. Wings
The blades on Sasori’s back reminded Deidara of wings-the kind you might find on a fallen angel from a twisted nightmare.
08. Cold
Sasori’s words were cold, but Deidara prided himself in being the only one to notice the slight warmth in them.
09. Red
If Sasori got rough, Deidara would find red cuts littered over his pale skin, but no matter how hard the blond dug at his lover, he only got splinters.
10. Drink
Sasori drank up the sight of his blond partner beneath him, his mind chanting ‘mine’ all the while.
11. Midnight
Midnight came and went, and with it, an old year ended while a new began; Deidara couldn’t have thought of a better spot to greet the new year than right there with his danna.
12. Temptation
The temptation that Deidara offered, faults and all, was too great for Sasori to ignore-so he simply stopped trying to.
13. View
It was no secret that Akatsuki members had a twisted view of the world, so the fact that Sasori and Deidara found slaughtering an entire village to be a romantic experience was really no big surprise.
14. Music
“Sasori-danna, more un!”-ah, music to his ears.
15. Silk
Sasori’s body was mostly wood and metal, but Deidara loved running his fingers through the puppet master’s silky red hair.
16. Cover
Sasori traveled under the familiar cover of Hiruko, something Deidara didn’t quite understand but respected nonetheless.
17. Promise
Deidara promised himself that if he got out of this one alive, he’d never make another joke about Sasori and “morning wood” ever again.
18. Dream
“Sasori-danna, I had the greatest dream about you, me, and strawberries un!”
19. Candle
Sasori looked deceptively innocent in the soft candlelight, and extremely sexy too, in Deidara’s opinion.
20. Talent
Sasori could attest to the fact that Deidara was a man of many talents, and a good chunk of them came from his tongues.
21. Silence
It seemed that the only way Sasori could get his partner to be silent was to keep his mouth otherwise occupied.
22. Journey
Even by Deidara’s drama queen standards, Sasori highly doubted that going to the bathroom to find lubricant constituted as a “long, dangerous journey un!”
23. Fire
Though Sasori often ridiculed Deidara’s choice of “art,” he still appreciated the exquisite sight of the fire an explosion left behind.
24. Strength
Sasori used his last bit of strength to pray to any listening deities that Deidara was okay.
25. Mask
Deidara carefully regarded his new partner, hidden behind that giant puppet, and decided that he’s be the one to crack Sasori’s mask.
26. Ice
“It’s not funny un!” was Deidara’s indignant cry when Sasori found his partner’s hand tongues stuck to an icy poll.
27. Fall
Sasori watched with carefully hidden fondness as Deidara jumped merrily in the brightly colored fall leaves.
28. Forgotten
“Perhaps you’ve forgotten, but I am your danna, and I suggest that you put my puppet down before I let it poison you.”
29. Dance
Deidara’s cries of “I crave amusement-dance my puppet, dance!” earned him the privilege of sleeping on the floor for the next week.
30. Body
If Sasori’s body was an example of the art that he so clearly preferred, than Deidara couldn’t help but see why he liked it so much.
31. Sacred
“For the love of all things sacred Deidara, put that down or you’ll be sleeping outside from now on!”
32. Farewells
Deidara refused to say his last farewells, as that would mean accepting that Sasori really was gone.
33. World
Deidara was childish, impulsive, easily angered, and an overall annoyance, but Sasori wouldn’t change the brat for the world.
34. Formal
Akatsuki members weren’t exempt from filling out formal mission reports, and that was the reason why Deidara was trying to decide how to explain that he’d blown up half of a village because some drunken guy had groped his Sasori-danna.
35. Fever
Deidara murmured things about “love,” “Sasori-danna,” and “un”-Sasori chalked it up to his partner’s fever, even when he knew better.
36. Laugh
Sasori, quite simply, did not laugh; when Deidara finally got a chuckle out of him, he felt like the luckiest guy in the world.
37. Lies
They were criminals, and therefore, they were prone to lying, but Deidara clung to the hope that the quiet declarations spilling from his partner’s lips were the truth.
38. Forever
Deidara had thought that his lover would last forever, so it was understandable that he was devastated when he was proven wrong.
39. Overwhelmed
The first time they made love-though Sasori would never call it that-Deidara was overwhelmed by the strange, yet highly erotic, accommodations that had to be made.
40. Whisper
Sasori had to use every ounce of willpower he’d gathered over the years to stop himself from jumping Deidara when he started whispering those scandalous things during the latest Akatsuki meeting.
41. Wait
Wait for it, wait-Deidara screamed and Sasori smirked.
42. Talk
Deidara was the talker of the two, so it was lucky for them that Sasori was good at listening.
43. Search
No matter how hard he searched, Deidara could never find a flaw on his danna that couldn’t be fixed within a few minutes.
44. Hope
“Deidara, you should hope, for your own safety, that I can repair that…”
45. Eclipse
When Deidara smiled like that, everything else in the world was eclipsed by that intense rush of love he felt.
46. Gravity
Sasori kissed Deidara, and gravity was the only thing keeping their feet on the ground.
47. Highway
“It’s my way or the highway” was okay by Deidara, because Sasori’s way usually ended up involving sex at some point.
48. Unknown
Deidara poked the unknown purple blob hesitantly, sure that the only reason Sasori was so adamant about him trying new thing was because his danna didn’t have to eat them too.
49. Lock
Sasori died and Deidara locked up his heart, knowing that no one would ever get in again because his danna still had the only key.
50. Breathe
Sasori watched Deidara breathe softly in his sleep and thought how easy it would be to reach out and-he shook his head, gently kissed his partner’s forehead, and settled back down to watch more.
Deidara felt his blood boil every time he saw that idiot wearing his danna’s ring.
02. Hero
They were far from being heroes, but without those silly heroic restrictions, villains could have more fun together anyway.
03. Memory
Sasori was only a memory away, but Deidara would still give anything to get the real thing back.
04. Box
Loving a living puppet took some real out-of-the-box thinking, and luckily, Deidara had always been awfully good at doing just that.
05. Run
Deidara ran after his partner, wondering how he could shuffle so damn fast under that bulky puppet.
06. Hurricane
Their mission was delayed by a hurricane, so they made the most of their free time by spending the day in bed.
07. Wings
The blades on Sasori’s back reminded Deidara of wings-the kind you might find on a fallen angel from a twisted nightmare.
08. Cold
Sasori’s words were cold, but Deidara prided himself in being the only one to notice the slight warmth in them.
09. Red
If Sasori got rough, Deidara would find red cuts littered over his pale skin, but no matter how hard the blond dug at his lover, he only got splinters.
10. Drink
Sasori drank up the sight of his blond partner beneath him, his mind chanting ‘mine’ all the while.
11. Midnight
Midnight came and went, and with it, an old year ended while a new began; Deidara couldn’t have thought of a better spot to greet the new year than right there with his danna.
12. Temptation
The temptation that Deidara offered, faults and all, was too great for Sasori to ignore-so he simply stopped trying to.
13. View
It was no secret that Akatsuki members had a twisted view of the world, so the fact that Sasori and Deidara found slaughtering an entire village to be a romantic experience was really no big surprise.
14. Music
“Sasori-danna, more un!”-ah, music to his ears.
15. Silk
Sasori’s body was mostly wood and metal, but Deidara loved running his fingers through the puppet master’s silky red hair.
16. Cover
Sasori traveled under the familiar cover of Hiruko, something Deidara didn’t quite understand but respected nonetheless.
17. Promise
Deidara promised himself that if he got out of this one alive, he’d never make another joke about Sasori and “morning wood” ever again.
18. Dream
“Sasori-danna, I had the greatest dream about you, me, and strawberries un!”
19. Candle
Sasori looked deceptively innocent in the soft candlelight, and extremely sexy too, in Deidara’s opinion.
20. Talent
Sasori could attest to the fact that Deidara was a man of many talents, and a good chunk of them came from his tongues.
21. Silence
It seemed that the only way Sasori could get his partner to be silent was to keep his mouth otherwise occupied.
22. Journey
Even by Deidara’s drama queen standards, Sasori highly doubted that going to the bathroom to find lubricant constituted as a “long, dangerous journey un!”
23. Fire
Though Sasori often ridiculed Deidara’s choice of “art,” he still appreciated the exquisite sight of the fire an explosion left behind.
24. Strength
Sasori used his last bit of strength to pray to any listening deities that Deidara was okay.
25. Mask
Deidara carefully regarded his new partner, hidden behind that giant puppet, and decided that he’s be the one to crack Sasori’s mask.
26. Ice
“It’s not funny un!” was Deidara’s indignant cry when Sasori found his partner’s hand tongues stuck to an icy poll.
27. Fall
Sasori watched with carefully hidden fondness as Deidara jumped merrily in the brightly colored fall leaves.
28. Forgotten
“Perhaps you’ve forgotten, but I am your danna, and I suggest that you put my puppet down before I let it poison you.”
29. Dance
Deidara’s cries of “I crave amusement-dance my puppet, dance!” earned him the privilege of sleeping on the floor for the next week.
30. Body
If Sasori’s body was an example of the art that he so clearly preferred, than Deidara couldn’t help but see why he liked it so much.
31. Sacred
“For the love of all things sacred Deidara, put that down or you’ll be sleeping outside from now on!”
32. Farewells
Deidara refused to say his last farewells, as that would mean accepting that Sasori really was gone.
33. World
Deidara was childish, impulsive, easily angered, and an overall annoyance, but Sasori wouldn’t change the brat for the world.
34. Formal
Akatsuki members weren’t exempt from filling out formal mission reports, and that was the reason why Deidara was trying to decide how to explain that he’d blown up half of a village because some drunken guy had groped his Sasori-danna.
35. Fever
Deidara murmured things about “love,” “Sasori-danna,” and “un”-Sasori chalked it up to his partner’s fever, even when he knew better.
36. Laugh
Sasori, quite simply, did not laugh; when Deidara finally got a chuckle out of him, he felt like the luckiest guy in the world.
37. Lies
They were criminals, and therefore, they were prone to lying, but Deidara clung to the hope that the quiet declarations spilling from his partner’s lips were the truth.
38. Forever
Deidara had thought that his lover would last forever, so it was understandable that he was devastated when he was proven wrong.
39. Overwhelmed
The first time they made love-though Sasori would never call it that-Deidara was overwhelmed by the strange, yet highly erotic, accommodations that had to be made.
40. Whisper
Sasori had to use every ounce of willpower he’d gathered over the years to stop himself from jumping Deidara when he started whispering those scandalous things during the latest Akatsuki meeting.
41. Wait
Wait for it, wait-Deidara screamed and Sasori smirked.
42. Talk
Deidara was the talker of the two, so it was lucky for them that Sasori was good at listening.
43. Search
No matter how hard he searched, Deidara could never find a flaw on his danna that couldn’t be fixed within a few minutes.
44. Hope
“Deidara, you should hope, for your own safety, that I can repair that…”
45. Eclipse
When Deidara smiled like that, everything else in the world was eclipsed by that intense rush of love he felt.
46. Gravity
Sasori kissed Deidara, and gravity was the only thing keeping their feet on the ground.
47. Highway
“It’s my way or the highway” was okay by Deidara, because Sasori’s way usually ended up involving sex at some point.
48. Unknown
Deidara poked the unknown purple blob hesitantly, sure that the only reason Sasori was so adamant about him trying new thing was because his danna didn’t have to eat them too.
49. Lock
Sasori died and Deidara locked up his heart, knowing that no one would ever get in again because his danna still had the only key.
50. Breathe
Sasori watched Deidara breathe softly in his sleep and thought how easy it would be to reach out and-he shook his head, gently kissed his partner’s forehead, and settled back down to watch more.