Soi Fong/Urahara Kisuke, Bleach, Set Gamma
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Soi Fong x Urahara Kisuke
Theme Set: Gamma
Rating: NC-17 (sex)
A/N: Some contain hints of YoruHara, YoruSoi, YoruHaraSoi threesome XD
Yes, more Bleach crack, but it's got a couple of my favorite characters so I thought I'd try it. Plus, Soi-chan doesn't get enough love ;_;
...Oh, and this is not necessarily a ROMANTIC pairing, which of course means nothing since romance has little to do with sex.
#01 - Ring
Soi Fong glared at the merchant as he displayed the engagement band he'd bought for Yoruichi-- she knew her sempai would never get married but the fact that he'd beaten her to the idea was what was really upsetting her.
#02 - Hero
It seemed like when they happened to talk it was always about Yoruichi; considering that she had saved them both in her own way, it was only natural.
#03 - Memory
While Kisuke had more recollections of his vast amount of time with Yoruichi, he had to admit that the few Soi had were held far more dearly to the girl than he held his own.
#04 - Box
"Very funny," the Captain growled as she threw down the square of cardboard filled with spring-loaded snakes, ignoring Urahara's mirthful insistence that he thought it would cheer the gloomy woman up for once.
#05 - Run
She had started these games of Shun-po tag with him mainly to put him in his place, but when she found that Urahara was no slouch himself she had to grudgingly admit her respect.
#06 - Hurricane
Despite her stoic appearance Kisuke knew both from observation and what Yoruichi had told him that Soi was a whirlwind of bottled-up emotions, and somehow that tidbit of insight into the Captain's character had fascinated him more than he had thought it would.
#07 - Wings
He was surprised to see the Captain gently pick up the bird that had hit the window of the Urahara Shoten, bandaging one of its broken wings with a tenderness he had to admit he didn't think she was capable of.
#08 - Cold
They were more alike than either of them would have cared to admit, Yoruichi thought silently as she considered her two lovers; though Soi's outward appearance expressed her bitterness Urahara simply kept everything he felt hidden just below the surface.
#09 - Red
Even though he knew Yoruichi had something planned with Soi later on, just seeing the petite girl fuming out of the corner of his eye at the scandalous crimson dress the Goddess wore while accompanying him made Urahara grin just a little wider.
#10 - Drink
She must have had too much sake, Soi admitted to herself from within her fog of inebriation, since it was making that spark she held for Yoruichi suddenly flare up when her eyes drifted onto the former Commander's blonde confidant.
#11 - Midnight
It was well past eleven when Soi extricated herself from Kisuke's slumbering embrace, the alcohol taunting her even as a synthesis of self-loathing, shame and inexplicable satisfaction made her feel dangerously sick.
#12 - Temptation
It occured to him out of the blue as he glanced at the beckoning curve of Soi's back that he could do it--just strip that proud woman down, screw her until she begged for him like a whore, make those steely eyes melt with lust as she came with a satisfyingly pained scream-- but as always he held back, hiding his growing desire for her with a few snide remarks and his carefree demeanor.
#13 - View
Yoruichi panted as she touched herself on the corner of the bed; she couldn't explain it but somehow watching Kisuke fuck Soi during their occasion threesomes always excited her beyond reason.
#14 - Music
Soi seemed to visibly stiffen when Yoruichi mentioned in passing that Kisuke was quite skilled at playing blues piano; a few weeks later Yoruichi came back to Soul Society to find a brand new bass guitar and a 'how-to' book sitting in the corner of the girl's living quarters.
#15 - Silk
Kisuke blinked as Soi's skin brushed his face, its flawless porcelin surface distracting him from Yoruichi if only for a moment.
#16 - Cover
"Well," Kisuke said with a cocky smile as the petite Captain bolted away from his touch, getting dressed with a speed that rivaled her abilities in bed, "...You can SAY that it was a mistake, but I don't think your BODY was too eager to protest..."
#17 - Promise
She didn't like him a bit, but since he was an important person to Yoruichi, Soi Fong swore that she'd protect him if she had to, no matter what.
#18 - Dream
Soi jolted herself awake with a start, and when she was splashing water on her face in the bathroom moments later she wondered why HE kept sneaking into her fantasies about Yoruichi.
#19 - Candle
Soi had to admit as the flickering lights illuminated his rough features that Urahara didn't look too bad...even if he was still a guy.
#20 - Talent
Urahara sighed gratefully as he recalled what Yoruichi had said about Soi's 'oral abilities' even as the dark-haired girl put them to use; he'd been skeptical but as he came he realized that if Soi could make even the Goddess orgasm that easily then he didn't have a chance in hell of holding out any better.
#21 - Silence
Neither of them spoke as they continued to stare each other down, as if trying to see which would be the first to hurt Yoruichi and thus never deserve to be forgiven.
#22 - Journey
He had never met her before he'd left Soul Society with her sempai, but now that he'd seen her all grown up he couldn't imagine how he'd missed the opportunity.
#23 - Fire
Soi gave a shuddering moan as he thrust in and out of her with incredible force; she had never thought for a minute that sex with Urahara could feel so good, and even though her loins were burning from the penetration of her barrier it was rapidly melting into a pleasant pain.
#24 - Strength
Even though she was currently letting him have his way with her, the pressure on his back from her heels reminded him that if he upset Soi Fong at all she could easily break his neck with her legs.
#25 - Mask
The Captain huffed when she encountered the former member of the Gotei 13; she couldn't see how Yoruichi could trust someone who always wore a hat that kept his face hidden.
#26 - Ice
Kisuke smiled as Soi Fong turned a rather disdainful grin in his direction; it was nice to get some reaction out of the girl once and a while instead of the cold shoulder, even if it was because she was less than impressed with his home.
#27 - Fall
She pushed away from him as soon as she could think properly, uttering only a slight 'thank you' that he'd stopped her from an embarrassing and uncharacteristic trip.
#28 - Forgotten
Yoruichi gave a slight huff as Kisuke and Soi began to focus on each other without realizing it; she'd hoped that they would get along better once they were all in bed but she hadn't intended for them to get THIS friendly.
#29 - Dance
"...Care to join us?" Urahara asked with a grin as he extended his palm to the beautifully dressed Soi Fong while Yoruichi got drinks; she stared at him in surprise for a moment before smacking the hand away, mumbling something about 'waiting for Yoruichi-sama.'
#30 - Body
Kisuke failed to hide a smile as he ran a hand up Soi's bare skin and she whimpered despite her feeble attempts at resistance; her body was different in both size and proportion from Yoruichi's but no less beautifully crafted.
#31 - Sacred
Soi Fong and Kisuke worshipped Yoruichi like a goddess, a fact that she was grateful for as she lay between their eager hands, both of them aching to be given release by their master.
#32 - Farewells
Neither of them spoke as Soi walked out the door of the Urahara Shoten, although she hesitated for a moment as if waiting for him to apologize for what he'd done to her.
#33 - World
She couldn't explain to Yoruichi why she had slept with him; at the moment it had felt like her universe was coming apart at the seams and he was the only one who, inexplicably, seemed to care.
#34 - Formal
Her severity is a neverending source of amusement to him, but at the same time he feels guilty knowing that if it wasn't for his questionable scientific ethics Yoruichi wouldn't have left her to grow up like that.
#35 - Fever
She was burning up so much from the way he was touching her that it seemed like her brain might explode at any moment.
#36 - Laugh
Soi giggled as his tongue tickled her belly button, and he was so surprised at her remarkably girlish reaction that he only increased his efforts to get the response from her again.
#37 - Lies
It came so naturally for Kisuke to decieve people for his advantage that it worried him when he failed to tell Soi Fong that he didn't care for her in the slightest.
#38 - Forever
She was amazed at his endurance; she'd already come twice and his erection showed no signs of giving her the slightest bit of rest.
#39 - Overwhelmed
Yoruichi shut the door as quickly as she could, not minding that Soi was enthusiastically riding her best friend as much as she was completely and utterly shocked.
#40 - Whisper
"You can't possibly think that she'd ever love you, do you?" he muttered so that only Soi could hear him; he didn't know why he was being so childish but the thought that this girl could take Yoruichi away from him stung deeper than anything he'd ever felt before.
#41 - Wait
He knew it was because of Yoruichi that Soi Fong was so indifferent toward him, but eventually she'd come around-- all he had to do was be patient, the way he had with the princess herself.
#42 - Talk
Soi had to admit that once she had actually become acquainted with Kisuke, speaking to the guy really wasn't too painful.
#43 - Search
"Thanks," Kisuke said with a nervous grin as Soi handed his hat back to him with a roll of her eyes; "...I've been looking for that all day."
#44 - Hope
Soi could never want anyone but Yoruichi, but somehow the adamance of her love made Kisuke wish that he was in his friend's shoes.
#45 - Eclipse
While Soi assured herself constantly that sleeping with Kisuke was nothing special, the fact was that he seemed to surpass all other thoughts she had when they were in bed.
#46 - Gravity
The forces of nature were something that even he couldn't understand entirely, Kisuke admitted to himself as he pulled Soi's body just a little closer to his own.
#47 - Highway
"I've never been," Soi answered noncommitally as Kisuke informed her idly about the road trip he was planning for Kyoto; "...Why did you want to know?"
#48 - Unknown
Kisuke glanced at the girl from across the table, wishing he could know what she was thinking but aware that her features never betrayed her to anyone but Yoruichi.
#49 - Lock
"...I think you need to be disciplined," Urahara muttered with a wicked grin as he snapped the lock onto the chains holding Soi Fong's naked body to the bed, knowing that in spite of her protests this got her in the mood faster than any amount of alcohol he could coerce her into drinking.
#50 - Breathe
The air hitched in Soi's chest as she lowered herself onto Kisuke's shaft, her body slowly trying to comprehend the unexpected ecstacy of being filled up so completely.