Kingdom Hearts, Larxene/Demyx
01. Walking
Walking in the castle wasn’t usually dangerous, but then again, it wasn’t everyday that Demyx was caught going through Larxene’s drawers…
02. Waltz
She let him talk her into slow dancing once and only once, and it came to no surprise that she was the one leading.
03. Wishes
Part of Demyx wishes that Larxene liked to do the romantic things most couples liked to do, but the rest of him is okay with it, because Larxene wouldn’t be Larxene otherwise.
04. Wonder
The others wondered what Demyx saw in Larxene-seeing as she was a sadistic, bossy, violent bitch-and they finally decided that he must just be a masochist.
05. Worry
Demyx always worried when she went on a mission, though he knew she was more than capable of taking care of herself; Larxene wouldn’t admit it, but she worried about him too, you know, because he was such a wimp and all that…
06. Whimsy
Demyx had a whimsy about finding a world that had a circus; Larxene mentioned that she had the same kind of whip the lion tamers used, and their afternoon was suddenly busy again.
07. Waste/Wasteland
Larxene took one look at the wasteland Demyx called a bedroom and immediately dragged him to her room-she was likely to lose her whip in there…
08. Whiskey and rum
Demyx stood on the table and sang some idiotic love song, and Larxene swore she was never letting him near alcohol ever again.
09. War
The kitchen looked like a war zone after Demyx attempted baking Larxene that double fudge mint mocha cake she liked so much, and Marluxia had to physically restrain Zexion from killing him.
10. Weddings
“When’s the wedding?” Axel yelled from across the room when he spotted them talking together; “Same day as yours and Xigbar’s,” Larxene yelled back, smiling smugly when he flushed and shut his trap.
11. Birthday
Demyx randomly decided one day that it would be Larxene’s birthday and asked what she wanted-he spent that day being her footstool and that night handcuffed to her bed.
12. Blessing
The rare times Larxene got totally smashed were a mixed blessing-on one hand, she let him hold her for a change, but on the other hand, she always kicked him out for a week once her hangover passed.
13. Bias
He didn’t think that Larxene was that cruel or bitchy, but then again, sleeping with her probably made him a bit biased.
14. Burning
Larxene nipped at the skin of his neck, each touch of her teeth to his flesh making Demyx feel like he was burning up.
15. Breathing
His breathing is ragged and his words are frantic-please, I need it, I need you-and Larxene only leers down at him and goes deliberately slower just to hear that beautiful desperation.
16. Breaking
Larxene likes to push him to the breaking point, getting a little bit closer each time, but she always brings him back before it’s too late-she knows how to take care of her toys after all.
17. Belief
Larxene believed that once upon a time-when she was a Somebody-she could have loved Demyx, but nowadays he just has to be content with her allowing him to openly ogle her without losing any limbs.
18. Balloon
Larxene didn’t know where Demyx got his bright yellow balloon-he said something about it reminding him of her hair-but she did know that she loved his expression when she zapped it with a loud pop.
19. Balcony
Larxene knew that if she had a balcony outside of her room, Demyx would be outside every night spouting poetry up to her, so when Marluxia brought up the idea of remodeling the castle, she vehemently opposed it.
20. Bane
Demyx was the bane of her existence some days, her punching bag everyday, and her lover every night-they were both quite comfortable with their arrangement.
21. Quiet
Demyx was actually quiet for once as he tugged at the outfit Larxene had told him to wear, wondering why he was the one wearing the maid’s outfit when she was the girl.
22. Quirks
It’s her little quirks, like the way she giggles in her sleep or the song she hums when she thinks she’s alone, that remind Demyx that Larxene isn’t the total bitch she makes herself out to be.
23. Question
When Demyx asked what those funny white things in her bathroom were, Larxene could only laugh at his masculine naivety.
24. Quarrel
They didn’t quarrel often; after all, lightning shorted out water every time.
25. Quitting
She’d left for Castle Oblivion and was planning to betray the organization-he knew it was true, but he wasn’t about to quit loving her with all of his non-being for something so trivial.
26. Jump
When Larxene said jump, Demyx not only asked how high, but also at what speed, what angle, how many times…
27. Jester
Larxene was the queen and Demyx was her court jester; one snap of her fingers and her slightest whim was his command.
28. Jousting
Their verbal jousting always went the same way-Demyx would say he loved Larxene, she would call him an idiot, he would agree but say he still loved her-and it always ended with the Savage Nymph wondering who had really won.
29. Jewel
Demyx tried to figure out what jewel best fit her eyes for his new song; Larxene swore she’d fry his pathetic ass if he even dreamed of putting her into one of his sappy songs.
30. Just
He wasn’t overly strong or power-hungry or anything like that-he was just goofy, eager-to-please Demyx, and Larxene liked him best that way.
31. Smirk
As much as he wanted to see her smile-really smile-even just once, he still loved that smirk of hers that never failed to turn him on and terrify him all at the same time.
32. Sorrow
The news had just come in-five of the six Nobodies in Castle Oblivion were dead-and Demyx didn’t even pretend that he didn’t feel the sorrow that settled right where his heart should be.
33. Stupidity
She laughed at his stupidity whenever he said that he loved her-how could he say such things when they didn’t have hearts?
34. Serenade
Demyx had thought that serenading Larxene outside of her room would be awfully romantic, but judging by the knives he was currently dodging, she hadn’t seen it that way…
35. Sarcasm
“Sarcasm is my forte,” she sneered before pinning him to the wall and teaching him a lesson.
36. Sordid
Larxene’s ways could be described as sordid at best, but as selfish and morally corrupt as she was, Demyx was still drawn into her bed every night, not even sure himself why he wanted to be with her so badly.
37. Soliloquy
Larxene launched into a soliloquy in the comfort of her room about how stupid and infuriating Demyx was, and how much she wanted to zap him and handcuff him to her bed and screw him senseless and-and it ended with her leaving to find the brat and do something about her pent up tension.
38. Sojourn
Demyx got to sojourn in Larxene’s room for a few weeks until Axel had to go and make a crack at her becoming soft, causing her to kick him out and only let him back in if she wanted sex, violence, or both.
39. Share
Though Larxene denied being in anything even resembling a relationship with Demyx, she still fried anyone’s ass who tried to put the moves on the musician-she’d never been good at sharing after all.
40. Solitary
There wasn’t a single solitary thing that was making Larxene get off the couch today-luckily, she had an eager Demyx at her beck and call with a snap of her fingers.
41. Nowhere
He had nowhere to be today, so he was by Larxene’s side-or rather, he was as close as he could get without her knowing that he was stalking her.
42. Neutral
She went from hated him, to being neutral, to liking him well enough to tie him up and have her way with him-that was equivalent to love in Larxene-speak.
43. Nuance
Demyx’s performance was full of nuances; Larxene listened silently and was a bit disturbed to find that she picked out all of them.
44. Near
He was near his peak, she knew it, and that was exactly why she pulled back and drank up his frustrated groan.
45. Natural
“Is your hair naturally like that?”-“It’s as natural as yours, mullet boy.”
46. Horizon
Demyx had said something about expanding her horizons, but Larxene knew that getting her to accompany him to Atlantica was just an excuse to see her in one of those stupid shell bras.
47. Valiant
Demyx was no valiant knight, nor was Larxene any damsel in distress, but neither had ever been big fans of faerie tales anyways, so it didn’t matter much.
48. Virtuous
Larxene was far from virtuous-she worshipped Marquis de Sade after all-but she still knew what was generally designated as right and wrong, so when she kicked Axel’s ass after he tried to light Demyx’s hair on fire, she had a good excuse ready.
49. Victory
Demyx considered it a personal victory the first time he made Larxene laugh, even if he did have to break his tibia to do it.
50. Defeat
Larxene finally admitted defeat-yes, Demyx was cute in his own goofy way-but there was no way in hell she’d ever say it out loud.
Walking in the castle wasn’t usually dangerous, but then again, it wasn’t everyday that Demyx was caught going through Larxene’s drawers…
02. Waltz
She let him talk her into slow dancing once and only once, and it came to no surprise that she was the one leading.
03. Wishes
Part of Demyx wishes that Larxene liked to do the romantic things most couples liked to do, but the rest of him is okay with it, because Larxene wouldn’t be Larxene otherwise.
04. Wonder
The others wondered what Demyx saw in Larxene-seeing as she was a sadistic, bossy, violent bitch-and they finally decided that he must just be a masochist.
05. Worry
Demyx always worried when she went on a mission, though he knew she was more than capable of taking care of herself; Larxene wouldn’t admit it, but she worried about him too, you know, because he was such a wimp and all that…
06. Whimsy
Demyx had a whimsy about finding a world that had a circus; Larxene mentioned that she had the same kind of whip the lion tamers used, and their afternoon was suddenly busy again.
07. Waste/Wasteland
Larxene took one look at the wasteland Demyx called a bedroom and immediately dragged him to her room-she was likely to lose her whip in there…
08. Whiskey and rum
Demyx stood on the table and sang some idiotic love song, and Larxene swore she was never letting him near alcohol ever again.
09. War
The kitchen looked like a war zone after Demyx attempted baking Larxene that double fudge mint mocha cake she liked so much, and Marluxia had to physically restrain Zexion from killing him.
10. Weddings
“When’s the wedding?” Axel yelled from across the room when he spotted them talking together; “Same day as yours and Xigbar’s,” Larxene yelled back, smiling smugly when he flushed and shut his trap.
11. Birthday
Demyx randomly decided one day that it would be Larxene’s birthday and asked what she wanted-he spent that day being her footstool and that night handcuffed to her bed.
12. Blessing
The rare times Larxene got totally smashed were a mixed blessing-on one hand, she let him hold her for a change, but on the other hand, she always kicked him out for a week once her hangover passed.
13. Bias
He didn’t think that Larxene was that cruel or bitchy, but then again, sleeping with her probably made him a bit biased.
14. Burning
Larxene nipped at the skin of his neck, each touch of her teeth to his flesh making Demyx feel like he was burning up.
15. Breathing
His breathing is ragged and his words are frantic-please, I need it, I need you-and Larxene only leers down at him and goes deliberately slower just to hear that beautiful desperation.
16. Breaking
Larxene likes to push him to the breaking point, getting a little bit closer each time, but she always brings him back before it’s too late-she knows how to take care of her toys after all.
17. Belief
Larxene believed that once upon a time-when she was a Somebody-she could have loved Demyx, but nowadays he just has to be content with her allowing him to openly ogle her without losing any limbs.
18. Balloon
Larxene didn’t know where Demyx got his bright yellow balloon-he said something about it reminding him of her hair-but she did know that she loved his expression when she zapped it with a loud pop.
19. Balcony
Larxene knew that if she had a balcony outside of her room, Demyx would be outside every night spouting poetry up to her, so when Marluxia brought up the idea of remodeling the castle, she vehemently opposed it.
20. Bane
Demyx was the bane of her existence some days, her punching bag everyday, and her lover every night-they were both quite comfortable with their arrangement.
21. Quiet
Demyx was actually quiet for once as he tugged at the outfit Larxene had told him to wear, wondering why he was the one wearing the maid’s outfit when she was the girl.
22. Quirks
It’s her little quirks, like the way she giggles in her sleep or the song she hums when she thinks she’s alone, that remind Demyx that Larxene isn’t the total bitch she makes herself out to be.
23. Question
When Demyx asked what those funny white things in her bathroom were, Larxene could only laugh at his masculine naivety.
24. Quarrel
They didn’t quarrel often; after all, lightning shorted out water every time.
25. Quitting
She’d left for Castle Oblivion and was planning to betray the organization-he knew it was true, but he wasn’t about to quit loving her with all of his non-being for something so trivial.
26. Jump
When Larxene said jump, Demyx not only asked how high, but also at what speed, what angle, how many times…
27. Jester
Larxene was the queen and Demyx was her court jester; one snap of her fingers and her slightest whim was his command.
28. Jousting
Their verbal jousting always went the same way-Demyx would say he loved Larxene, she would call him an idiot, he would agree but say he still loved her-and it always ended with the Savage Nymph wondering who had really won.
29. Jewel
Demyx tried to figure out what jewel best fit her eyes for his new song; Larxene swore she’d fry his pathetic ass if he even dreamed of putting her into one of his sappy songs.
30. Just
He wasn’t overly strong or power-hungry or anything like that-he was just goofy, eager-to-please Demyx, and Larxene liked him best that way.
31. Smirk
As much as he wanted to see her smile-really smile-even just once, he still loved that smirk of hers that never failed to turn him on and terrify him all at the same time.
32. Sorrow
The news had just come in-five of the six Nobodies in Castle Oblivion were dead-and Demyx didn’t even pretend that he didn’t feel the sorrow that settled right where his heart should be.
33. Stupidity
She laughed at his stupidity whenever he said that he loved her-how could he say such things when they didn’t have hearts?
34. Serenade
Demyx had thought that serenading Larxene outside of her room would be awfully romantic, but judging by the knives he was currently dodging, she hadn’t seen it that way…
35. Sarcasm
“Sarcasm is my forte,” she sneered before pinning him to the wall and teaching him a lesson.
36. Sordid
Larxene’s ways could be described as sordid at best, but as selfish and morally corrupt as she was, Demyx was still drawn into her bed every night, not even sure himself why he wanted to be with her so badly.
37. Soliloquy
Larxene launched into a soliloquy in the comfort of her room about how stupid and infuriating Demyx was, and how much she wanted to zap him and handcuff him to her bed and screw him senseless and-and it ended with her leaving to find the brat and do something about her pent up tension.
38. Sojourn
Demyx got to sojourn in Larxene’s room for a few weeks until Axel had to go and make a crack at her becoming soft, causing her to kick him out and only let him back in if she wanted sex, violence, or both.
39. Share
Though Larxene denied being in anything even resembling a relationship with Demyx, she still fried anyone’s ass who tried to put the moves on the musician-she’d never been good at sharing after all.
40. Solitary
There wasn’t a single solitary thing that was making Larxene get off the couch today-luckily, she had an eager Demyx at her beck and call with a snap of her fingers.
41. Nowhere
He had nowhere to be today, so he was by Larxene’s side-or rather, he was as close as he could get without her knowing that he was stalking her.
42. Neutral
She went from hated him, to being neutral, to liking him well enough to tie him up and have her way with him-that was equivalent to love in Larxene-speak.
43. Nuance
Demyx’s performance was full of nuances; Larxene listened silently and was a bit disturbed to find that she picked out all of them.
44. Near
He was near his peak, she knew it, and that was exactly why she pulled back and drank up his frustrated groan.
45. Natural
“Is your hair naturally like that?”-“It’s as natural as yours, mullet boy.”
46. Horizon
Demyx had said something about expanding her horizons, but Larxene knew that getting her to accompany him to Atlantica was just an excuse to see her in one of those stupid shell bras.
47. Valiant
Demyx was no valiant knight, nor was Larxene any damsel in distress, but neither had ever been big fans of faerie tales anyways, so it didn’t matter much.
48. Virtuous
Larxene was far from virtuous-she worshipped Marquis de Sade after all-but she still knew what was generally designated as right and wrong, so when she kicked Axel’s ass after he tried to light Demyx’s hair on fire, she had a good excuse ready.
49. Victory
Demyx considered it a personal victory the first time he made Larxene laugh, even if he did have to break his tibia to do it.
50. Defeat
Larxene finally admitted defeat-yes, Demyx was cute in his own goofy way-but there was no way in hell she’d ever say it out loud.