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Fandom: Real Person Slash (Viva La Bam / Jackass)
Pairing: Ryan Dunn / Bam Margera
Theme set: Delta
Rating: G to R
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own them. If I did, there would definitely be a sex tape out by now...
#01 - Air
The needed each other like air, any time spent apart was much too long, and they craved each other like most people crave chocolate.
#02 - Apples
Autumn to Bam was sweet apples from the back yard, skating on crisp afternoons, and romping with Ryan in heaps of multi-colored leaves.
#03 - Beginning
It began when Bam was 14 and Ryan was 16... with a tentative kisses and anxious hands after school in Bam's dimmed bedroom.
#04 - Bugs
Bam didn't like bugs, or any sort of creepy-crawlies for that matter, but he supposed he could tough it out for the sake of the skit as long as Ryan was there by his side.
#05 - Coffee
"Coffee is the great equalizer, it always makes things better," Bam thought as he handed Ryan a mug of the steaming drink while muttering an apology.
#06 - Dark
Ryan never understood how Bam was so chipper while looking so dark, with his eyeliner, scarves, nailpolish, and oh god... those skintight burgundy velvet pants.
#07 - Despair
Though the highs of their relationship were unbelievable, the lows were just as terrible and either of the men could have easily written the book on depair and loneliness during the time were they had agreed to "see other people" or "take a break" from what they had.
#08 - Doors
Bam braced himself against the doorway as he shucked off his pants, his eyes glued to Ryan's form already lying wait on the bed.
#09 - Drink
Bam got mean when he drank whiskey, but Ryan liked it that way as he watched Bam lock the bedroom door behind him.
#10 - Duty
It was Bam's unspoken duty to get Ryan out of dumbass bar fights after he'd drank too much, it always had been and it always would be.
#11 - Earth
As they held each other tight while drifting off to sleep, they promised that each man would go to the ends of the earth for the other.
#12 - End
And in one moment Bam and Ryan knew that their charade was over, everyone knew about them... everyone.
#13 - Fall
After Ryan had gone off the waterfall in the barrel, Bam wrapped him in an embrace of uncompromised love... and he didn't give a flying fuck who noticed it.
#14 - Fire
They sat together on a log in front of a bonfire on a sweet July night with all the people they loved around them, and in that moment, they knew that the world coudn't possibly be that bad.
#15 - Flexible
Ryan giggled at the slender man beneath him, "You sure are flexible, Bam"
#16 - Flying
As they waited for their plane to take off, Ryan squeezed Bam's hand and Bam nuzzled his neck and laughed "I don't know why you're still so afraid of flying..."
#17 - Food
"Bam, you can't live on Jack and Coke... you need to eat some real damn food" Ryan said, barely covering his uneccesary concern with humor.
#18 Foot
Bam grinned and shot a glance at Ryan "Yeah, well I wouldn't have hit him if Random hadn't have ran over my foot with his dipshit four-wheeler!"
#19 Grave
Bam looked into Ryan's eyes with an uncharacteristically grave expression and gave him a quick peck on the lips "I don't fucking care who knows about us."
#20 Green
Bam loved the way that Ryan's eyes never could decide what color to be as he tried to imprint the swirl of greens and blues into his mind forever.
#21 Head
Ryan chuckled and ruffled Bam's hair "I don't even want to know what goes on in your fucked-up head, kid!"
#22 Hollow
Bam cried as he tried to drink enough booze to fill up the hollow space in his life where Ryan had previously been, but he soon realized that Ryan's absence left a bottomless chasm that could never be filled.
#23 Honor
Bam and Ryan exchanged a glance as they signed autographs side-by-side; they couldn't believe that all these people were lined up for a little piece of them.
#24 Hope
After almost a decade of being together, Bam and Ryan finally wore matching wedding rings with the hope of someday having a little house together and maybe a few kids running around the place.
#25 Lost
Every time Bam couldn't find something he'd lost, Ryan always seemed to know where it was and though though his talent was kind of eerie, it was endlessly helpful.
#26 Light
Bam would never admit it, but his favorite thing about Ryan was the way he would sometimes cover him in light, feather-soft kisses before pulling the covers over the both of them and falling to sleep.
#27 Metal
The music that filled the space in Bam's room was the soundtrack to Bam and Ryan's actions, the barreling guitars and pounding drums of speed-metal perfectly accented sinewy mucle and milky-pale skin.
#28 New
Bam lightly grabbed Ryan's wrist and looked him square in the eye in a way that only Bam could manage "Hey, let's go slow... I'm totally new to this, I've never y'know... been with at guy."
#29 Old
Ryan coud picture himself growing old with Bam, being content and happy gay old men.
#30 Peace
Though Castle Bam was almost never peaceful, Bam knew he could lay in bed with Ryan all day and be on cloud nine.
#31 Poison
Bam's whiskey kiss was poison and he knew it as he pushed Ryan down on the bed forcefully and he could see the fear in Ryan's eyes, but he knew that they both loved it that way.
#32 Pretty
Ryan thought "pretty" was an understatement when it came to Bam; he was pretty in an adrogynous way that no male or female could ever come close to achieving.
#33 Rain
Ryan and Bam held hands and played in the rain like little kids, jumping in puddles, splashing each other, and catching rain drops in their mouths.
#34 Regret
Ryan's heart pounded with regret and his hands shook as he willed Bam to answer his phone... if only Bam would give him a chance to apologize.
#35 Roses
Even though it was for a skit, Bam and Ryan looked gorgeous dancing the tango onscreen, with Ryan leading and Bam with a rose held between his teeth.
#36 Secret
The first time Bam and Ryan admitted to themselves that they were "together", they promised each other that they'd keep it a secret from everyone else, but they both knew that it was a promise that was made to be broken.
#37 Snakes
Bam stood nervously by the edge of the ball pit, praying silently to whatever gods would listen that that snakes wouldn't bite Ryan, because if they did, Bam knew he'd cry for real this time.
#38 Snow
Ryan heard the breif jangling of Bam's bracelets before he was tackled and landed face-down in the snow with Bam straddling his back, "Bam, you are the least stealthy person EVER!"
#39 Solid
To Bam, Ryan was solid like a brick wall or a thick tree trunk, he knew that whetever was wrong with him, Ryan would still love him and do his best to make things better.
#40 Spring
Bam and Ryan's anniversary was in the spring, and they celebrated it every year with a trip all by themselves to Iceland to watch the countryside turn a million shades of green.
#41 Stable
Bam remembered one time when they were teenagers, he and Ryan had fooled around in an abandoned stable out in the woods; he remembered the smell of hay and horses, and the feel of the sturdy stable wall against his back contrasting with Ryan's pliable body pressed against his chest.
#42 Strange
"Ew... you're fucking strange, Random," Bam said as he suspiciously eyed Ryan's potato-chip-and-peanut-butter sandwich.
#43 Summer
The summer after Bam dropped out of high school, he and Ryan went on a road trip by themselves (the first of many) and as they toured the country with the late-july wind whipping through thier hair, realized that all they needed in this world was each other.
#44 Taboo
When Ryan's dad had accidentally walked in on the couple one day, he kicked Ryan out of the house, shouting about how he didn't want something as taboo as a gay son, and April was as gracious as always and opened her home to the boy.
#45 Ugly
Bam traced Ryan's haggard-ass tattoos with his fingertips, they were ugly, but they were dstinctly Ryan and that made them beautiful in Bam's eyes.
#46 War
Sometimes Ryan felt like it was just him and Bam against the whole world, like no one understood them but each other... and while he was glad he had somebody who got him completely, it could be frustrating at times.
#47 Water
Ryan's eyes raked over Bam's lithe body climbing out of the pool, shaking droplets of water onto the hot, dry pavement below him and knew at once how lucky he was to have landed someone as gorgeous as Bam.
#48 Welcome
Castle Bam was the only place in the entire world that Ryan felt truly welcome, there was always beer in the fridge, food in the oven, and Bam waiting with open arms.
#49 Winter
Their relationship always seemed to hit rough patches in the winter, Ryan figured it had to do with Seasonal-Affective shit or whatever... all that mattered was that they always made up no matter what they had done to piss each other off.
#50 Wood
Bam looked at Ryan's sturdy frame as he worked on the Lambo and thought that Ryan looked like a lumberjack; he could definitely see Ryan doing something manly like chopping down trees and lugging around wood all day.
Pairing: Ryan Dunn / Bam Margera
Theme set: Delta
Rating: G to R
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own them. If I did, there would definitely be a sex tape out by now...
#01 - Air
The needed each other like air, any time spent apart was much too long, and they craved each other like most people crave chocolate.
#02 - Apples
Autumn to Bam was sweet apples from the back yard, skating on crisp afternoons, and romping with Ryan in heaps of multi-colored leaves.
#03 - Beginning
It began when Bam was 14 and Ryan was 16... with a tentative kisses and anxious hands after school in Bam's dimmed bedroom.
#04 - Bugs
Bam didn't like bugs, or any sort of creepy-crawlies for that matter, but he supposed he could tough it out for the sake of the skit as long as Ryan was there by his side.
#05 - Coffee
"Coffee is the great equalizer, it always makes things better," Bam thought as he handed Ryan a mug of the steaming drink while muttering an apology.
#06 - Dark
Ryan never understood how Bam was so chipper while looking so dark, with his eyeliner, scarves, nailpolish, and oh god... those skintight burgundy velvet pants.
#07 - Despair
Though the highs of their relationship were unbelievable, the lows were just as terrible and either of the men could have easily written the book on depair and loneliness during the time were they had agreed to "see other people" or "take a break" from what they had.
#08 - Doors
Bam braced himself against the doorway as he shucked off his pants, his eyes glued to Ryan's form already lying wait on the bed.
#09 - Drink
Bam got mean when he drank whiskey, but Ryan liked it that way as he watched Bam lock the bedroom door behind him.
#10 - Duty
It was Bam's unspoken duty to get Ryan out of dumbass bar fights after he'd drank too much, it always had been and it always would be.
#11 - Earth
As they held each other tight while drifting off to sleep, they promised that each man would go to the ends of the earth for the other.
#12 - End
And in one moment Bam and Ryan knew that their charade was over, everyone knew about them... everyone.
#13 - Fall
After Ryan had gone off the waterfall in the barrel, Bam wrapped him in an embrace of uncompromised love... and he didn't give a flying fuck who noticed it.
#14 - Fire
They sat together on a log in front of a bonfire on a sweet July night with all the people they loved around them, and in that moment, they knew that the world coudn't possibly be that bad.
#15 - Flexible
Ryan giggled at the slender man beneath him, "You sure are flexible, Bam"
#16 - Flying
As they waited for their plane to take off, Ryan squeezed Bam's hand and Bam nuzzled his neck and laughed "I don't know why you're still so afraid of flying..."
#17 - Food
"Bam, you can't live on Jack and Coke... you need to eat some real damn food" Ryan said, barely covering his uneccesary concern with humor.
#18 Foot
Bam grinned and shot a glance at Ryan "Yeah, well I wouldn't have hit him if Random hadn't have ran over my foot with his dipshit four-wheeler!"
#19 Grave
Bam looked into Ryan's eyes with an uncharacteristically grave expression and gave him a quick peck on the lips "I don't fucking care who knows about us."
#20 Green
Bam loved the way that Ryan's eyes never could decide what color to be as he tried to imprint the swirl of greens and blues into his mind forever.
#21 Head
Ryan chuckled and ruffled Bam's hair "I don't even want to know what goes on in your fucked-up head, kid!"
#22 Hollow
Bam cried as he tried to drink enough booze to fill up the hollow space in his life where Ryan had previously been, but he soon realized that Ryan's absence left a bottomless chasm that could never be filled.
#23 Honor
Bam and Ryan exchanged a glance as they signed autographs side-by-side; they couldn't believe that all these people were lined up for a little piece of them.
#24 Hope
After almost a decade of being together, Bam and Ryan finally wore matching wedding rings with the hope of someday having a little house together and maybe a few kids running around the place.
#25 Lost
Every time Bam couldn't find something he'd lost, Ryan always seemed to know where it was and though though his talent was kind of eerie, it was endlessly helpful.
#26 Light
Bam would never admit it, but his favorite thing about Ryan was the way he would sometimes cover him in light, feather-soft kisses before pulling the covers over the both of them and falling to sleep.
#27 Metal
The music that filled the space in Bam's room was the soundtrack to Bam and Ryan's actions, the barreling guitars and pounding drums of speed-metal perfectly accented sinewy mucle and milky-pale skin.
#28 New
Bam lightly grabbed Ryan's wrist and looked him square in the eye in a way that only Bam could manage "Hey, let's go slow... I'm totally new to this, I've never y'know... been with at guy."
#29 Old
Ryan coud picture himself growing old with Bam, being content and happy gay old men.
#30 Peace
Though Castle Bam was almost never peaceful, Bam knew he could lay in bed with Ryan all day and be on cloud nine.
#31 Poison
Bam's whiskey kiss was poison and he knew it as he pushed Ryan down on the bed forcefully and he could see the fear in Ryan's eyes, but he knew that they both loved it that way.
#32 Pretty
Ryan thought "pretty" was an understatement when it came to Bam; he was pretty in an adrogynous way that no male or female could ever come close to achieving.
#33 Rain
Ryan and Bam held hands and played in the rain like little kids, jumping in puddles, splashing each other, and catching rain drops in their mouths.
#34 Regret
Ryan's heart pounded with regret and his hands shook as he willed Bam to answer his phone... if only Bam would give him a chance to apologize.
#35 Roses
Even though it was for a skit, Bam and Ryan looked gorgeous dancing the tango onscreen, with Ryan leading and Bam with a rose held between his teeth.
#36 Secret
The first time Bam and Ryan admitted to themselves that they were "together", they promised each other that they'd keep it a secret from everyone else, but they both knew that it was a promise that was made to be broken.
#37 Snakes
Bam stood nervously by the edge of the ball pit, praying silently to whatever gods would listen that that snakes wouldn't bite Ryan, because if they did, Bam knew he'd cry for real this time.
#38 Snow
Ryan heard the breif jangling of Bam's bracelets before he was tackled and landed face-down in the snow with Bam straddling his back, "Bam, you are the least stealthy person EVER!"
#39 Solid
To Bam, Ryan was solid like a brick wall or a thick tree trunk, he knew that whetever was wrong with him, Ryan would still love him and do his best to make things better.
#40 Spring
Bam and Ryan's anniversary was in the spring, and they celebrated it every year with a trip all by themselves to Iceland to watch the countryside turn a million shades of green.
#41 Stable
Bam remembered one time when they were teenagers, he and Ryan had fooled around in an abandoned stable out in the woods; he remembered the smell of hay and horses, and the feel of the sturdy stable wall against his back contrasting with Ryan's pliable body pressed against his chest.
#42 Strange
"Ew... you're fucking strange, Random," Bam said as he suspiciously eyed Ryan's potato-chip-and-peanut-butter sandwich.
#43 Summer
The summer after Bam dropped out of high school, he and Ryan went on a road trip by themselves (the first of many) and as they toured the country with the late-july wind whipping through thier hair, realized that all they needed in this world was each other.
#44 Taboo
When Ryan's dad had accidentally walked in on the couple one day, he kicked Ryan out of the house, shouting about how he didn't want something as taboo as a gay son, and April was as gracious as always and opened her home to the boy.
#45 Ugly
Bam traced Ryan's haggard-ass tattoos with his fingertips, they were ugly, but they were dstinctly Ryan and that made them beautiful in Bam's eyes.
#46 War
Sometimes Ryan felt like it was just him and Bam against the whole world, like no one understood them but each other... and while he was glad he had somebody who got him completely, it could be frustrating at times.
#47 Water
Ryan's eyes raked over Bam's lithe body climbing out of the pool, shaking droplets of water onto the hot, dry pavement below him and knew at once how lucky he was to have landed someone as gorgeous as Bam.
#48 Welcome
Castle Bam was the only place in the entire world that Ryan felt truly welcome, there was always beer in the fridge, food in the oven, and Bam waiting with open arms.
#49 Winter
Their relationship always seemed to hit rough patches in the winter, Ryan figured it had to do with Seasonal-Affective shit or whatever... all that mattered was that they always made up no matter what they had done to piss each other off.
#50 Wood
Bam looked at Ryan's sturdy frame as he worked on the Lambo and thought that Ryan looked like a lumberjack; he could definitely see Ryan doing something manly like chopping down trees and lugging around wood all day.