Ignore me for a week, fine. Ask me what I think of breaking up, all right. Promise to call me the next night, that's great. After a text, send a response saying you're out with friends and promise to call when you get back home no matter how late it is, okay. Make me wait up until 4:30 in the morning just to get a text saying that you "assume it's ( Read more... )

Question: How awkward is it to be sitting next to a fat man watching porn on his laptop?

Answer: I can't even think of one

Why the FUCK is it snowing in fucking October? I just drove my car out there to get to work, and after doing a few 360's, drove right the hell back home.

...WHY is there a blizzard in OCTOBER!? Goddamnit.

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If you're on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine... you're on my list, so I want to know you better ( Read more... )

That's how infested with SpyWare it is ( Read more... )

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At noon my mom rushed into the house, five hours early, saying she needed to get to the hospital. That the person was in critical condition. I asked her who it was, and she hesitated before saying 'a friend'. No name, not a 'friend from work', just a 'friend'. To whom she never specified a gender. Not to sound, cruel, but my mom has no friends she' ( Read more... )

The government is made of morons. The idiots gave me a credit card.

im in ur worldz, buildin up mah creditz

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