[Email addressed to Klank] [enclosed attachment]
Dear Klank,
Enclosed you will find a copy of my resume and qualifications. I hear you may be in the market for an apprentice, and I would like to submit a letter of inquiry. I work well with children and animals of...differing intelligence (I do have four brothers). I am also willing to work on weekends and holidays. Please please consider my ( Read more... )
Enclosed you will find a copy of my resume and qualifications. I hear you may be in the market for an apprentice, and I would like to submit a letter of inquiry. I work well with children and animals of...differing intelligence (I do have four brothers). I am also willing to work on weekends and holidays. Please please consider my ( Read more... )
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I have received your resume and am quite impressed by your qualifications. I have been seeking more lab assistants recently, so your timing is impeccable. Consider yourself hired, your first shift stating immediately.
Your first assignment will be to GET MY SMALL, FURRY, VULNERABLE AFT OUT OF THIS MADHOUSE BEFORE THESE PIE EATING BEHEMOTHS KILL ME!
Sincerely,
Klank
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*pauses* Wait...pies? And why are our afts furry again...? C_C
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