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[1st_eggokage]

DEAR INTERNET, EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS. HERE IS A MEME.

The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I am familiar with AND give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, What-If-X-Happened etc.). I will then explain what story from that fandom I would write for that AU.GO ON ASK ME ANYTHING I'M

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[sour_idealist]

THE BRICK AU WHERE SOMEHOW EVERYONE GOT TO BE HAPPY.

(...that will be easy.)

[1st_eggokage]

ahahahahahaha uhhhhhhh EMILY DOESN'T DIE SHE AND DODE RUN AWAY TOGETHER. SO IT'S ABOUT EMILY'S ~DISAPPEARANCE INSTEAD. AND THEREFORE LAURA HAS DONE NOTHING PARTICULARLY ILLEGAL SO SHE AND BRENDAN GET TO BE HAPPYISH (i firmly believe brendan frye will never let himself be 100% happy that is just how he is) AND IDK ABOUT TUG AND THE PIN. KARA CONTINUES TO BE KARA. THE BRAIN CONTINUES TO BE THE BRAIN. ALL IS WELL.

[sour_idealist]

But... isn't Laura dealing heroin all over the place anyway? And would Emily and Dode even be happy running off into the sunset, since he's just another guy who's trying to put her away? And would Brendan still be angry that Laura drove Emily out?

AUGH I'M NOT SURE IT'S EVEN POSSIBLE TO MAKE EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE HAPPY. There is a part of me aching for a Brenda/Laura/Emily/Kara/Brain transcontinental roadtrip that starts out with far too much plotting for one car and rapidly turns into a rousing chorus of HOW IS THIS MY LIFE in five-part harmony, but I just... have no idea how it would happen or why.

Ugh I overthink things sorry.

[1st_eggokage]

1. i firmly believe that dode just loved emily with all his heart and they could have been genuinely happy together BUT WHATEVER WHATEVER I AM A DODE STAN FOR LIFE.

2. NO ONE IS EVER TRULY HAPPY IT'S A RIAN JOHNSON MOVIE.