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[1st_eggokage]

Ask me my fannish Top Five [whatevers]. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post in the comments of this post, because i am lazy.

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[sour_idealist]

Femmeslash/lady-centric-gen fics! (In whatever fandom.)

[1st_eggokage]

oh fml this one's HARD.

- Okay, in terms of ladycentric, one of them is definitely i am the hero of this story (don't need to be saved), the Mal-centric one about what if she was right and she woke up after jumping and Dom didn't, because oh my god.

- Uh... Hard to Be Soft (Tough to Be Tender), which is girl!Spencer/girl!Brendon. It is super filthy porn and I pretty much die of hot every time I read it.

- Parker's Week Off: But Take A Body Too, part of the Odd Jobs series. Do you know what I love? Parker/Hardison/Eliot, that's what I love.

- the finish line, which I should totally rec for real at some point, because adsgdfgsdf. I have so many feelings about Cameron/Erica/Tyler, I really do. okay part of that is because I just have a lot of feelings about Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss anyway but ERICA THO. ksdjflsds. favorite.

- you're gonna leave them all behind. The one where all the Disney Princesses are a superhero team and Alice is a reporter doing a piece on them. I LOVE EVERYTHING.

[sour_idealist]

What happens if we don't count genderswitch?

[1st_eggokage]

i always count genderswap

i mean it's always-a-girl!spencer/always-a-girl!brendon - like, an AU, i think that counts :\

[evewithanapple]

Five favourite fictional bitches who get shit done with weapons
Five favourite fictional bitches who do get shit done without weapons!
Five favourite songs that you associate with various characters
Five favourite periods of history
Five favorite fandoms

[1st_eggokage]

Five favourite fictional bitches who do get shit done without weapons:
-Sophie Devereaux (Leverage)
-Nyota Uhura (Star Trek)
-Fiona Gallagher (Shameless)
-Ariadne (Inception)
-Blind Mag (Repo! The Genetic Opera)

Five favourite periods of history (from a strictly fashion + music + arts perspective):
-1920s
-1960-80s (I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT MUSIC FROM THE SIXTIES ONWARD, OKAY)
-regency england
-edo period japan
-renaissance italy

Five favorite fandoms:
-Bandom
-Leverage
-Johnny's Entertainment
-Star Trek
-Shin Megami Tensei

MORE TO COME.

[1st_eggokage]

Five favourite fictional bitches who get shit done with weapons:
-Fran (Final Fantasy XII)
-Yashiro Uzuki (The World Ends With You)
-Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)
-Sarah Connor (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles)
-Usagi Reiko (Koshonin: The Negotiator)

…and i was just not able to do the songs one, because i have discovered that bandom owns such a large percentage of my brain that all my pairing songs are about actual people. /o\

[sour_idealist]

Oh, and if I can double-dip, do you have favorite ABSURD CROSSOVERS, and/or favorite common tropes?

[1st_eggokage]

uhhhh not so much with the crossovers but i am a sucker for:

-sex pollen
-high school au
-slavefic (you may judge me now)
-wingfic
-WEREWOLVES

[sour_idealist]

It occurs to me that I don't think I've read any werewolves OR wingfic. Huh. (HIGH SCHOOL AU THO. And sex pollen can occasionally get sorta-kinda weird re: consent but hnnnggh I'm sorry.)

[1st_eggokage]

oh my god werewolves akjsdflksdn hnnnnnnnnngh

(and lol i have a massive dubcon kink sooooooo. >>)

[teh_slush]

FIVE FAVORITE KINKS.

aka WHAT SHOULD I INCLUDE IN ALL MY FUTURE PORN

[1st_eggokage]

-D/s
-waxplay
-dirty talk
-spanking
-orgasm denial
(-does JIZZ EVERYWHERE count as a kink)
(-RIMMING)

but i'm pretty sure you knew all that

[teh_slush]

yeah I kind of did.

just checking.

sob I still can't write anything and this is a problem.

[1st_eggokage]

oh also biological imperative and sex pollen

because goddamn

[amelia_seyroon]

Five favorite kickass anime ladies.

[1st_eggokage]

skdfjsd i have so many HERE ARE A FEW
-the entire female cast of Black Lagoon
-Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing (Hellsing)
-Nice Holystone (Baccano!)
-Tendou Akane (Ranma 1/2)
-Rally Vincent (Gunsmith Cats)