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[1st_twin_hikaru]

Good to be back in my own body, it's like coming home from vacation. A vacation to a horrible hotel in Mexico where they don't have running water, and cockroaches live in the walls.

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[tsuin_kaoru]

Don't forget the rats in the bathroom.

[Filtered to Hikaru]

Whatever you choose, make sure you get me a matching one, okay? People these days just don't seem to appreciate the beauty of symmetry.

How suspicious would it be if we kicked Old Man out of his room? I'm sure he's gotten a new bed by now.

[1st_twin_hikaru]

And mold in the bathtub.

[[Filtered to Kaoru]]

As always. We should just go to Mother's together and pick something out.

He lives in the teacher's dorms, they're much nicer. Definitely a step up. Hissy-chan lives with him too though, and he'd throw a tantrum.

[tsuin_kaoru]

Fleas in the carpet.

[Filtered to Hikaru]

Mm. Try to get there when she's out, though.

Hissy-chan needs to realize that we > him.

[1st_twin_hikaru]

Corpse in the closet.

[[Filtered to Kaoru]]

Yeah. Last thing we need is her wonderful motherly concern.

Let's just move them out, it will be a surprise.

[you_suck_potter]

I hate you.

[1st_twin_hikaru]

You should be thanking me.