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I CANNOT FOCUS ON THE FLUFFY FEELINGS BECAUSE OF THE IMAGES BOMBARDING MY BRAIN FROM THESE TWO SENTENCES.
WAS THERE A POLE, ANON? DID HE WEAR A RED LEATHER G-STRING?
WILL HE EVER TAKE CHARLES THERE FOR A LAPDANCE? PLEASE SAY YES.
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Erik watched what was happening in front of him with studied concentration and then, through the clarity provided by two bottles of Cristal, several Jägerbombs, a couple of lines of coke and some drink that had been pink and fruity and came with a bendy straw he came to a realisation.
No. A revelation.
“I could do that.”
His companion for the evening (what the fuck was the guy’s name? Erik thought he might have fucked him last week but couldn’t be sure. Ah, fuck it - he was going to call him Bob) raised his head from off the rather sticky table, peered muzzily at the stage and slurred “Wha? DJ?”
Erik rolled his eyes. God, some people were an embarrassment when they overindulged. He himself felt fine. He said in a loud, slow voice “No. Not the DJing, the stripping ( ... )
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Looking over his shoulder, he saw the biker stripper leaning over the DJ’s booth and then the first scratchy beats of a song came on. Erik recognised the opening of ‘Closer’ by Nine Inch Nails and threw back his head and laughed.
There was a small roar of approval from the crowd as they recognised it too, and Erik kept his head back, held his arms straight out and started to circle his hips to the beat.
On ‘You let me violate you’ he snapped his elbows back in and grabbed the lapels of his jacket, throwing it off his shoulders for the next line. On ‘You let me penetrate you’ he slid one hand down to his crotch to rub his palm there.
He threw the jacket off completely on the first ‘Help me!’; hurled it off to the side somewhere as he started to move in a slinking whirl around the ( ... )
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Erik rolled his head to the side and looked back at the biker stripper. He said petulantly “Of course not! It would ruin the line.”
The stripper snorted a laugh into the bare skin of Erik’s neck, warm and tickling, and then called out to the loudly disappointed crowd “Shows over, folks! Sorry, but der’s rules ‘gainst full frontal in N’York!”
Then he pulled Erik away and through a curtain at the back, into a cool, industrial corridor with concrete walls. He held onto Erik all the time and to be honest Erik was glad of the support. He was beginning to feel a little dizzy from all that twirling. Or maybe that pink, fruity drink had been a mistake. He was actually feeling a bit drunk.
“Shall ah go git your fren’, beb? Wha’s his name ( ... )
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You're my hero.
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*you don't want to know how long I did that for...*
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And I can totally relate. I spend way too much time researching for things that I don't even put in my fics, just to make sure that there's nothing anachronistic or anything like that, as if anyone would notice or care XD
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there are not the *words* for how much *useless* frickin research i put into my fics. when i finish this & de-anon & post on AO3 there are going to be so many footnotes. OMG SO MANY FOOTNOTES!!
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A revelation.
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...the gospel of ‘Erik the stripper’ needed to be spread to the other patrons of this lovely establishment. It was, like, an obligation or something.
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...turning to face his audience, his people, who were starting to gather in more force around the stage...
HAHAHA! OMG, I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOUR ERIK. I CAN'T EVEN...
Erik recognised the opening of ‘Closer’ by Nine Inch Nails and threw back his head and laughed.I am listening to it right now, anon. IT'S MY FAVORITE NIN SONG, OKAY, AND I FUCKING LOVE NIN. AND WITH THIS ERIK LOVING NIN AND STRIPPING TO IT, THAT JUST WINS ALL THE AWARDS, ANON. I CAN GO ON AND ON ABOUT JUST THIS PART. I ROLLED ALL AROUND IN BED WITH GLEE FOR SEVERAL MINUTES AFTER I READ THIS LINE. I CAN ALMOST NOT CONTAIN THE LOVE I FEEL FOR YOU RN ( ... )
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Honestly, I had not the *slightest* inclination to write backfill for this verse and then I read your comment and - BOOM! Stripper!Erik was there in my mind! (how can I thank you for that, btw?)
THERE WAS NEVER ANYTHING ELSE HE WAS GOING TO STRIP TO, OK?
AND IT COULD *NEVER* BE ANYONE ELSE BUT REMY!
And have you *seen* the movie? Of course he goes commando. I swear I could give you length, width & dimension from Fassbender's introductory scenes alone. (...it's possible I've been paying WAY too much attention & am just a gigantic perve here...)
Tell me Erik isn't a size queen. Go on. *Convince* me.
I think Remy/anything is a universal ship.
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN WRITE A LAPDANCE BUT IF I CAN IT'S TURNING UP IN THE EPILOGUE!! AND JESUS *FUCK* I WISH I COULD DRAW BECAUSE ERIK IN EYELINER IS A PICTURE I WANT PINNED TO MY BUNK!!
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You're the one who slipped stripper!Erik in relation to Raven's burlesque act (which is so her, btw). Your stripper!Erik is absolutely the best incarnation -- slutty, exhibitionist bad boy who can protect his family's company from a hostile take-over the following day even though he's still reeking of alcohol and other men's cologne.
Oh, those introductory scenes. I first time I saw the movie, I barely prevented myself from whimpering. I have never responded sexually to a violent scene in a film until -- Fassbender. So no, you are not alone, my friend.
I think Remy's inclusion in any fic is a big, sexy plus. Btw, I'm still laughing over the knight in shining pleather nickname!
I wish I could draw, just for you. I can only offer a picture. YOU ARE UBER FABULOUS, ANON. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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And Fassbender plays the attractive, semi-psycho SO. DAMN. WELL. I can rewatch those scenes forever :)
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I love you writer!anon.
I love you so much.
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I am so VERY happy you liked it, my sweet! <3
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