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Prompt Post: ROUND EIGHT

Aug 10, 2011 08:41

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Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) anonymous August 24 2011, 19:48:28 UTC

I'm in mood for some good crack. Make me laugh ( ... )

Re: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) anonymous August 25 2011, 05:23:59 UTC

Oh my god, this is fucking gold. Do want so badly!!

Re: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) dailan_i August 25 2011, 19:02:47 UTC

This could be EPIC comedy. I'm giggling just from imagining it...

Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 1/5 anonymous August 26 2011, 22:30:51 UTC

There is no way I could write anything as inspired as the end of the prompt. But here's something, at least!The cold air wakes him up as the bedclothes are pulled back. He reaches out sleepily and grabs a limb. ‘Where are you going ( ... )

Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 2/5 anonymous August 26 2011, 22:32:48 UTC

Charles comes back the next day. Erik catches sight of the car as it comes up the drive and waits by the door. He’s feeling rather proud of himself. The mansion didn’t burn down, everybody got fed something (mostly cereal), and he even told little Ororo a bedtime story, though Raven slapped a hand over his mouth when he got to the bit about cutting off the toes.

Charles pulls up in a spray of gravel and exits the car triumphant, with a new recruit in tow. The kid is about thirteen and looks bewildered.

‘You must come and say hello to everyone! They’ll be so delighted,’ Charles is enthusing as Erik comes up to them. ‘Oh, look, here’s my favourite caped crusader. Pookie-wookie, I’d like you to meet Bobby Drake.’

Bobby gazes up at Erik in a sort of awed horror. ‘Hello, Mr… uh…?’

‘Erik Lehnsherr,’ Erik snaps. His expression is designed to convey the words, And don’t you forget it‘And this is Alex, and Raven, and Jean and Ororo,’ Charles continues blithely. Bobby greets them with evident relief and they bear him off to show him his ( ... )

Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 3/5 anonymous August 26 2011, 22:34:41 UTC

When Charles picks up an unusual cluster of mutants who seemed to be in trouble, it doesn’t take long to trace them to a CIA building. It’s their first honest-to-god mission since Cuba, and it’s a bit of an adrenalin rush. Being a teacher doesn’t quite have the level of terror and intimidation Erik’s used to ( ... )

Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 4/5 anonymous August 26 2011, 22:36:43 UTC

The children are surprisingly quiet as they wait for class to begin. Possibly it’s the presence of both himself and Charles. They’re all gripping notepads and looking very attentive ( ... )

Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 5/5 anonymous August 26 2011, 22:39:02 UTC

Eventually, Hank and Raven corner him in the smaller east drawing room, looking respectively pleading and stubborn.

‘What do you want?’ Erik asks.

They glance at each other. ‘It’s the names,’ Raven admits. ‘The terrible, terrible names that Charles calls you, the ones that make me ashamed to be his brother.’

Erik glares at her. ‘How is that any of your business?’

‘We want to help,’ Hank says earnestly. ‘I’m sure he wouldn’t do it if he knew how much it embarrassed you.’

‘Yeah, Erik,’ Raven says. Can’t you do something about it? Look, just tell him to stop.’

‘No,’ he snaps. ‘Bugger off, both of you.’

‘Why not?’ Raven whines.

Well, for a start, Erik thinks, he might actually stop. He remembers Charles’s hand on his hair and his fond, Go back to sleep, cootchie-pieNobody else has ever called him cootchie-pie. Or snugglebunny. Or groovy-genes. Or neato Magneto ( ... )

Re: Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 5/5 ascoolsuchasi August 26 2011, 23:09:02 UTC

lol. I laughed, I cringed, I wanted to vomit.

*nods*

Good show nonnie. Good Show.

Re: Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 5/5 richiexcore August 27 2011, 01:39:01 UTC

OH MY GODDD *dies laughing* So much love for this. SO. MUCH.

Re: Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 5/5 clear_liqueur August 27 2011, 01:51:48 UTC

OH MY GOD THEY PLAYED BINGO. XD

Re: Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 5/5 afrocurl August 27 2011, 02:01:38 UTC

Charles, there are times and places for all of those names. Not in front of the children. ;)

Re: Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 5/5 jellybgood August 27 2011, 06:47:00 UTC

LOL, the bingo game during class. xD

And I love the little angsty-sweetness of Erik secretly liking having someone calling him by endearing nicknames. <3

Re: Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 5/5 chiaki_ayumi August 27 2011, 18:55:27 UTC

LOL. This is pure gold!! My favorite is Neato Magneto!!
I AM CONVINCE YOU ARE A GENIUS AMONG US! With the exceptional Doctor Who fic, and then Kitty crack! and then THIS! i ♥ u.

Re: Fill: Erik/Charles - Sickeningly Sweet Pet Names (Crack) 5/5 so_shhy August 27 2011, 19:26:22 UTC

Hello again! I wish I were a genius but sadly everything I touch turns to crack... it's a disease.

Still, glad this one made people smile :D

I promise there will be more Doctor Who at some stage... another 30,000 words and we might get to the part you actually requested. And look, I am growing as a livejournaler (journalist?), I have more than one icon!

OP here anonymous August 28 2011, 19:33:04 UTC

This was glorious. Made me laugh. Thank you :D

And fyi: Groovy-genes? Neato Magneto? Genius, pure genius.

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