Charles vs. Erik AU (crackish?)
anonymous
August 21 2011, 02:34:30 UTC
Charles is a policeman. Erik is a fireman. Or vice versa, depending upon auth!anon's preference. ANYWAYZ...
Their departments have an intense rivalry and every year there's an annual Firemen vs. Policemen field games/chili cookoff/paintball etc. competition.
Cue Erik and Charles, the stars of their respective departments facing off against one another with tremendous amounts of snarkiness and UST buildup over the years. ;)
Re: Fill: Westchester County's Finest (3/?)
anonymous
August 30 2011, 20:44:26 UTC
Hnng, Cop!Erik and Firefighter!Charles are beautiful mental images. This is hilarious so far; I love how grumpy Erik is and how assertive Charles seems to be, and that sexy little sidestory - basically I love everything. Hope there's more soon!
Fill: Westchester County's Finest (4/?)
anonymous
September 1 2011, 06:54:21 UTC
Clad in a sweat-stained undershirt, suspenders, slacks and regulation steel-toed boots, he advanced toward the scene where the man was now being stuffed roughly into the back of the cruiser by a young, redheaded officer. As the officer shut the car door and whirled around, he saw Charles approaching.
Oh shit, this must be the guy Officer Lehnsherr warned me about.
He puffed out his chest and braced himself for impact.
“Can someone explain to me what is going on here!?” Charles yelled, blue eyes flashing and frustrated almost to the point of flailing.
The redhead immediately deflated with a flinch before replying meekly. So much for that“Um, we’re apprehending a suspect…and uh…” The young officer promptly shut his mouth as he felt a hand clap him hard on the back. He turned to stare wide eyed at his superior, who’d somehow appeared out of thin air
( ... )
Fill: Westchester County's Finest (5/?)
anonymous
September 2 2011, 00:05:36 UTC
Charles’ unexpected laughter caught Erik by surprise.
“You look like the cop from the Village People...”
Erik sneered. “You’re one to talk - you’re a fireman. Now that was the real flamer of the Village People.”
His biting comeback wiped the gleeful look from Charles’ face and he rolled his eyes. “Ha ha. That’s real mature. All right so what’s this all about, Lehnsherr?” he demanded, changing the subject and gestured instead to the commotion at the end of the driveway.
“I caught a guy speeding, he refused to take his ticket, I asked him to step out of the car, and he refused to do that as well, so I told him I’d have to take him in, and then the prick spat in my face and tried to run so I tazered him and now he’s going to county jail,” he explained with a shrug of the shoulder, unfazed by the whole incident. It was pretty typical stuff, really.
Charles stared at him with irritation, tapping his foot impatiently. “Well, that’s very exciting and all for you but why is this happening in front of my firehouse
( ... )
Fill: Westchester County's Finest (6/?)
anonymous
September 2 2011, 00:30:47 UTC
Charles had a pleasant and easygoing personality (as he’s been told countless times in the past). But Erik Lehnsherr was one of a few people that could ever get under his skin without even trying. That’s how aggravating the bastard was.
Ever since their first meeting over five years ago at a joint police/fire memorial ceremony downtown, he and Lehnsherr had inexplicably developed an intense and legendary rivalry that spiraled uncontrollably into an all-out obsession to constantly best one another.
But no, Charles was wise enough to know when and where to pick his battles.
And as much joy as it would bring him to kick Lehnsherr's scrawny ass, he realized that now was not the time to do so.
Instead, he closed his eyes and silently repeated a mantra he learned during a free meditation class at the YMCA (all thanks their station EMT, Raven Darkholme, who insisted doggedly that he accompany her to the session).
…between rage and serenity. Focus on the point between rage and serenity…His eyes fluttered open and he felt considerably
( ... )
Re: Fill: Westchester County's Finest (6/?)taharielSeptember 3 2011, 20:15:30 UTC
loveisblithe, I am totally in love with your icon 0-0
Can I ask where the picture it's made out of is from? Not for iconning, mostly just for staring at obsessively and trying to persuade myself I am not creepy and hoping I don't somehow get caught by McAvoy or Fassbender in some cruel twist of fate
Re: Fill: Westchester County's Finest (6/?)loveisblitheSeptember 4 2011, 05:10:31 UTC
Wee~!!! I love it too! ♥ ♥ ♥ Heehee I completely understand how you feel! I can't get enough of these two myself either that I think I've gone bonkers. >_<;
I got it from a very lovely comic fill for a "Pretty Woman Prompt" at the The McFassy AU Fest. The artist who made it is really gooood! ^v^ Here's a link to that specific post in her blog ^_^
Their departments have an intense rivalry and every year there's an annual Firemen vs. Policemen field games/chili cookoff/paintball etc. competition.
Cue Erik and Charles, the stars of their respective departments facing off against one another with tremendous amounts of snarkiness and UST buildup over the years. ;)
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Oh shit, this must be the guy Officer Lehnsherr warned me about.
He puffed out his chest and braced himself for impact.
“Can someone explain to me what is going on here!?” Charles yelled, blue eyes flashing and frustrated almost to the point of flailing.
The redhead immediately deflated with a flinch before replying meekly. So much for that“Um, we’re apprehending a suspect…and uh…” The young officer promptly shut his mouth as he felt a hand clap him hard on the back. He turned to stare wide eyed at his superior, who’d somehow appeared out of thin air ( ... )
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“You look like the cop from the Village People...”
Erik sneered. “You’re one to talk - you’re a fireman. Now that was the real flamer of the Village People.”
His biting comeback wiped the gleeful look from Charles’ face and he rolled his eyes. “Ha ha. That’s real mature. All right so what’s this all about, Lehnsherr?” he demanded, changing the subject and gestured instead to the commotion at the end of the driveway.
“I caught a guy speeding, he refused to take his ticket, I asked him to step out of the car, and he refused to do that as well, so I told him I’d have to take him in, and then the prick spat in my face and tried to run so I tazered him and now he’s going to county jail,” he explained with a shrug of the shoulder, unfazed by the whole incident. It was pretty typical stuff, really.
Charles stared at him with irritation, tapping his foot impatiently. “Well, that’s very exciting and all for you but why is this happening in front of my firehouse ( ... )
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Ever since their first meeting over five years ago at a joint police/fire memorial ceremony downtown, he and Lehnsherr had inexplicably developed an intense and legendary rivalry that spiraled uncontrollably into an all-out obsession to constantly best one another.
But no, Charles was wise enough to know when and where to pick his battles.
And as much joy as it would bring him to kick Lehnsherr's scrawny ass, he realized that now was not the time to do so.
Instead, he closed his eyes and silently repeated a mantra he learned during a free meditation class at the YMCA (all thanks their station EMT, Raven Darkholme, who insisted doggedly that he accompany her to the session).
…between rage and serenity. Focus on the point between rage and serenity…His eyes fluttered open and he felt considerably ( ... )
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The chili cookoff is almost here!! Yay! Everyone gets free diarrhea! (Wow I actually grossed myself out with that one) O.O
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Can I ask where the picture it's made out of is from? Not for iconning, mostly just for staring at obsessively and trying to persuade myself I am not creepy and hoping I don't somehow get caught by McAvoy or Fassbender in some cruel twist of fate
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I got it from a very lovely comic fill for a "Pretty Woman Prompt" at the The McFassy AU Fest. The artist who made it is really gooood! ^v^ Here's a link to that specific post in her blog ^_^
Stare away!
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Their mutual hatred sounds SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THEY WANT IN EACH OTHERS' PANTS
I APPROVE :D
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Chili! CHILI! It's as American as apple-fucking-pie and I'm swelling with national pride because POLICE and FIREMEN and CHILI and OH MY GOD.
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