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Prompt Post: ROUND NINE

Aug 29, 2011 19:09

ROUND NINE

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RPF - Michael/James - Sharing a cigarette anonymous August 29 2011, 19:11:34 UTC

Michael and James share a cigarette on a break, because Michael is out of smokes and James has one left. Fluff mostly desired, but a little bit of necking in between puffs doesn't hurt. ;) Have fun, Anon.

Re: RPF - Michael/James - Sharing a cigarette constantbedhead August 31 2011, 00:53:01 UTC

aaaaallll right you bit me. haha. writing it now, because i can't not do it.

Re: RPF - Michael/James - Sharing a cigarette anonymous August 31 2011, 05:49:49 UTC

Yay! I love RPFs! :)

Fill: everything tastes better on your tongue 1/3 constantbedhead August 31 2011, 06:17:12 UTC

(hopefully this is what you wanted OP!)“Oi ( ... )

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Beach Divorce AU, Azazel and Riptide's commentary (crack) anonymous August 29 2011, 19:12:03 UTC

Instead of just standing still and watching silently off-camera, Azazel and Riptide plunk down in the sand like this and do a running commentary about what's happening.

Probably not as funny as you wanted, but here you go... rosyghost August 29 2011, 23:02:52 UTC

Janos cocks his head to one side. "They don't seem to care, do they?"

"About what?" Azazel frowns at him. "And will you get up? You look like an idiot."

The other man grins, and pats the sand next to him. "Is comfy. C'mon, join me."

"My suit is black. And I do not sit in the sand like an imbecile."

"Shh, I cannot hear him..."

"Do you care?"

"Of course I care! He is so dramatic about it, how can you not care?"

"Because he killed the man who pays for my dry cleaning!"

"Do you really need someone else to pay for you? You could steal thousands of new suits, or thousands of--"

Janos stops, suddenly, at the sight of the airborne missiles... that are stopped by Magneto. That was close, he thinks.

"Anyway, his outfit is stupid," Azazel adds.

"The kids, they do not seem to care about this," Janos starts again.

"They are children. Probably too scared ( ... )

Re: Probably not as funny as you wanted, but here you go... anonymous August 29 2011, 23:26:17 UTC

I totally loved this xD yes, Janos, you're not the bad guys at all :P

'A gun? A gun against a metal bender?' <- that was exactly my reaction when she did that

also 'and his children do nothing to help', 'his children' sounds just so cute

Re: Probably not as funny as you wanted, but here you go... anonymous August 30 2011, 01:40:16 UTC

*DIES OF LAUGHTER*

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Charles/Erik, Ensemble ; worldwide epidemic aeon_entwined August 29 2011, 19:12:21 UTC

Being a geneticist, Charles tries to keep up on the world of science while helping to establish this school for young mutants. (I'm thinking this is AU of the end of the film, with all of them returning to the mansion, and no divorce.)

Several months later, he's made aware of a strain of flu/illness of your choice that is more deadly than anything doctors have ever seen. It started in Europe, and if predictions are accurate, it's going to spread. Fast. (Loosely based on ContagionAs it turns out, their mutations (their more advanced DNA) renders them all immune to the virus. So, as the epidemic progresses, Charles, Erik, and the kids slowly realize the severity of the situation. They watch helplessly as people they know pass away, and the human population shrinks rapidly ( ... )

Re: Charles/Erik, Ensemble ; worldwide epidemic minx_et_mink August 31 2011, 02:02:47 UTC

This is Brilliant~ But so sad. Charles would be so sad... Maybe Erik would slightly regret his thoughts about getting rid of humans, after realizing how much of the world is humans still...

Re: Charles/Erik, Ensemble ; worldwide epidemic blaesc August 31 2011, 04:37:42 UTC

Ooh, yes! This sounds fantastic!

Charles/Erik - German beer anonymous August 29 2011, 19:12:59 UTC

Anything related to German Beer. Erik trying to convince Charles that it's the best beer in the world, Charles getting it as a gift for Erik, Erik sharing a memory in which his father allowed him to try his beer,...

Re: Charles/Erik - German beer anonymous August 29 2011, 21:59:43 UTC

Mmmm. German beer. YUM! Totally, soberly, seconded! :D

Charles/Hank - alpha male, mating anonymous August 29 2011, 19:15:30 UTC

In his new beastly form, Hank develops an alpha male attitude and regards the X-Men as his pack.
When he enters his mating phase, he starts looking for a woman, but there are only males in the mansion. Charles strikes him as the best alternative, being the motherly hen he sometimes is.

Re: Charles/Hank - alpha male, mating anonymous August 29 2011, 19:28:30 UTC

Very, VERY hot. OMG. Seconded so hard!

Re: Charles/Hank - alpha male, mating anonymous August 29 2011, 22:35:43 UTC

NGL, I'd read the shit out of this. Someone write it, please?

FILL: Nothing to do with finches, part 1 anonymous August 31 2011, 12:50:15 UTC

Whether it was to be an experiment or a conclusion, Hank didn't contemplate further. He didn't even write it down, preferring to let everything stew in his head and secretly hoping the sensations and feelings - all so illogical and yet empirical - would siphon away on their own ( ... )

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