First Officer's Log, Stardate...Now

[1stofficers_log]

Four more new faces today.

(For those keeping count: add three boys and one teenaged girl.)

Well, isn't that just a kick in the balls...

Comments

[col_roy_joseph]

You're right, that is a rather ridiculous number of males. ReeDICKyoulus. I completely agree. I suggest that, since you seem to be the most analytical and qualified of us all, you get to work finding a way off this Paradise of Beauty gussied-up rock. I'll do my best to map out exactly how far this place goes on. It has to end eventually, right? Dear God, I hope not.

[herecomes4head]

Does it really matter? With luck, we'll leave here soon anyway.