Some simple rules for girls.

[1stoopidfool]

1. No hugging for greetings or salutations. Hugging is only allowed for personal tragedies or blessed events when the emotional significance of the situation blocks out the knowledge that your boobies are pressing against me. We have hands; lets shake them

Comments

[galadriel1618]

Urm…you know there’s this thing called “custom friends groups.” (Since it sounds like your talking to a specific person) But yea…nice rules…I guess. God, that whole “guys think about sex every 10 seconds” thing wasn’t a lie I suppose, but according to this it’s more like every 2.56 seconds. I’ll never understand guys.

[1stoopidfool]

So harsh, it is just a set of rules for all of my female friends. Clears up everythjing and keeps me from making mistakes.

[dreamfromacloud]

It's bullshit. No offense.

[1stoopidfool]

Ouch

[metalicat]

Sounds like you don't have many Girl friends.

[1stoopidfool]

LMAO, thanks...I really only believe in rule 5, 10 and 14. The rest go a bit too far.