Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them
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The last thing I posted was written by a guy about a week ago. The entire list is poking fun at all the things guys misinterpret when it comes to meeting and hanging out with woman. I actually agree with the following
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1. No hugging for greetings or salutations. Hugging is only allowed for personal tragedies or blessed events when the emotional significance of the situation blocks out the knowledge that your boobies are pressing against me. We have hands; lets shake them
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