On an eBay listing for Girl Scout Cookies:

[1trilliongrams]

I OVER PURCHASED FROM A LITTLE GIRL SELLING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. THESE ARE MY COOKIES. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE GIRL SCOUTS. THESE ARE MINE AND IM NOT SELLING THEM FOR ANYONE

Comments

[phred_has_sonar]

Holy Chips Ahoy BatMAD! Shortbread with chocolate on one side! Someone give a plane ticket to where you are currently standing so I can buy those!

[the_heartless]

LO-freaking-L!

IMMD.

[capt_jess]

MINE MINE MINE