Things I don't need to be asking myself at 7.30am:

[20thcenturyvole]

WHY IS THE KETTLE COVERED IN ANTS?

Seriously, there are small particles of food - many of them sticky and sugar-based! - all over our less-filthy-than-usual-but-still-dirtier-than-most-people-would-find-acceptable kitchen, but it is the kettle that they were swarming all over. Did someone sneak in while I was sleeping and cover it with a fine

Comments

[ileliberte]

It's an unsubtle hint to you that they want tea and that you're lagging behind and making them late for their day of foraging by not delivering on time.

[20thcenturyvole]

Damn, fair point. Maybe I should leave a cup out for them each night before I go to bed?

[weaselfilms]

Possibly it is one sexy kettle.

[20thcenturyvole]

If so, it is no doubt horrified to have been so violated.