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[22seconds]

I'm sick.

Blah.

I am abusing my hand sanitizer as I type.

Comments

[wiccanwarrior27]

Hand sanitizer kills germs so your immun system doesn't have to. You do know by using hand sanitizer you're essentially weakening your immune system and making your illness worse, right? It's why I don't use the stuff mon amie.

[22seconds]

Yeah, but there are other people around me. I have to answer phones, shake hands, give out maps, type on keyboards etc. The reason why germs spread so fast is because people don't take the time to wash their hands... not having constant access to a sink and soap, I have hand sanitizer. This is why no one ever catches what I have.

[cass_the]

No one ever catches what you have? What am I, chopped liver? You just got me sick again! :P

[22seconds]

You're sick?

HAH!

I have super-germs. They travel to New York via Facebook. I am amused.

[orange_peacock]

You are the reason superbugs are making all the antibiotics quit working so they can kill everyone.

No, really. You, all alone, with your hand sanitizer. :-P