Shazza fruit heaven

[23catsandandog]

I have just been to fruit heaven. After the gym and on the way home I was searching for a tasty snack in the green grocers so as not to erase the paltry amount of work I did in an attempt to eliminate my ample beer belly. A robust fruit caught my eye. It looked like a plum tomato except about three times larger and with a more orange tone,

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disgusting!!

[anonymous]

rosie you stinky cow, how dare you? i invented the 'sharon' fruit, it wasnt ready yet and now you have gone and told the whole world about it. im ruined!!
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