I Love Gum, for Fuck's Sake

[23wolves]

That title is just for fun, even though it's true. I bought some Bazooka today, already have had three pieces, they have redesigned the characters and the gum a little bit...I would say the gum is a slight improvement and the characters are a big letdown, but it does come with stickers now which is cool, except that the stickers suck

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[alentalas]

William, in all honesty those poems are sort of wretched, but I loved them so much I think I'm going to keep them and read them out loud. Especially this bit:

knuckle rascal, jacket stack pungent road racker
let it bite but fight the toothclap
rewrap your knapsack, rallibur grandasticus maximus

The sound of poetry and prose, the raw syllables of words is something we often forget, and that bit there is really amazing. Assonance and consonance and rhyme and alliteration jesus christ! You're cool.

Get these published, eh. Or at least get something published.

a second (better) opinion

[anonymous]

Redhair Strongjaw almost got it right, but there is nothing wretched about this stuff other than the fact that there is not more of it. Really the "poems" are just flat out fantastic, entertaining, better-than-most-professional writing. Maybe you should do more
of that and less of Hulk:Ultimate Destruction. (It's just a dumbed-down GTA/Rampage hybrid for retards wrapped in a gay Marvel comics veneer; play something with some substance! Like that new 50-Cents game "What's mine's is mine's! Bitch!)