Not quitting, just Puking

[23wolves]

Maybe I should say vomiting. Oh devils, I did indeed eat too much. Right this moment I undid the belt and buttons but still that is minimal relief...I just started eating hot dogs for the first time, and no that is no kind of euphemism or anything, make your jokes or whatever but they just never seemed good but Erin said like, put some relish on

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ha.

[alentalas]

Yeah, I really hate nationalism. And america SHOULD fuck, and old faithful IS the spurting jism of america. and coincidentally, America has been blueballing it for so long that a supervolcano right below yellowstone is due to TOTALLY explode any year now--it's actually overdue by several thousand. The last time it happened, it caused a mini ice age and nearly killed the human race.

Think I'm safe in PA?

Anyway, don't eat hot dogs because there are more carcinogenic than anything else ever. Ever. You could go suck mercury through a straw and it would do less damage.

[angeia]

You know what, i never ate hot dogs much either... I had one this last summer and it wasn't too bad. I think I did feel my cholesteral go up a couple of notches, however.

Anyway, you are a marvelous writer william! Aside from all the fucking involved with America, I really saw your beautiful writing skeelz in this post.

As for your picture--it's kinda scary! Were you doin you usual vampire rounds that night? Suckin the blood o' the innocents?

anyway, I really wanted to thank you for your proposed help with the Japan trip. That was SO nice of you. I mean, geez William.. I've only met you once and you wanted to help me out on a trip to asia! You and erin are the best people ever--seriously. I wish I could visit you two so badly.. i miss ya good.

Well I love both of you, be good!

[anonymous]

Billest,
Have you made your FMU pledge? Tonight is the last night! Aw, I'm sure your down with them.

Every time I lay a healthy carrot down on my plate, I think of you, Bill. Although you do divulge in your American heritage as food goes, you sure are open to other tongues. Cheers to the carrot, and cheers to you, old pal.

Dave Chappelle f*cked a volcano once.